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Posted by Tang_Quester (Member # 58) on :

She fucks you over, and then comes back just in time to laugh at you as you're lying broken in the dust. Forever will there be woe and misfortune, so long as there are people willing to cause them, and life as a whole reflects the lives of individuals. Said individuals, of course, are not exactly doing wonders for the quality of existence. Indeed, the gentle, understanding folk seem vastly outnumbered by bigoted assholes who seem to vastly counterbalance the deeds done by the kind folk. The only recourse, is death, either of yourself, or all of them . . .

Anyone who thinks I am insulting them and wants to flame me, please feel free to do so. Sometimes a point is most easily proven indirectly.

P.S. the topic subject line is also my motto.

[ 14. October 2003, 08:15: Message edited by: Tang_Quester ]

Posted by SirLardsAlot (Member # 715) on :

kill them all

Posted by noble stabbings (Member # 874) on :

then hang yourself then you psycho if you're so sick of life

Posted by Bronx (Member # 402) on :

I think you need to learn how to treat women.

Posted by Tang_Quester (Member # 58) on :

Happy, happy, happy.

Posted by Bronx (Member # 402) on :

"Hello boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats.
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

[chorus]

Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy!
I'll teatch your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!

[chorus]

If you ain't the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature...They don't know
that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly maryying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot!
But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

[chorus without last line]

Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!"