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-dkumral600-
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In a recent Press Conference to the Iraq Political Islamic News Agency, Sheik Deniz Al Q'umral stated that he will be absent for one week. He will be traveling to the land of "The Great Satan" to the state of Florida to gain support for Iraqi political views. During his absense Egyptian President Arpaz will be buying new equipment for the Iraqi Military. Sheik Deniz Al Q'umral ended by the Press Conference by praising Allah and praising Walt Disney for making Mickey Mouse such a loveable character. The Sheik also added that he looked forward to getting his picture taken with Mickey Mouse.
Pictured Above: A young admirer of Sheik Deniz Al Q'umral holds a picture of the Sheik and weeps as the Sheik will be missed while he is away
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Shagi_Fighter 
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HELLO HELLO
President Shagi Fighter is putting stipulations on your little visit.
1. No going out in public without the protection of FBI agents.
2. There will be no Iraqi support rallies headed up by you.
3. There will be no sex with American prostitutes, or any American women for that matter, because I don’t want a little Sheik Deniz Al Q'umral being born with American blood running around saying “I live in land of Great Satan”.
4. You will come to White House on first day to shake hands with President for political purposes.
5. Any breaking of the rules will result in a kick to the ass and a second class ticket back to the shit hole you came from.
Signed
President Shagi Fighter
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The Sheik is upset with the American President's last comment, so he will no visit the White House, but he will visit "Space Mountain" for he hears it is quite exhilirating, but the Sheik adds that he forgives but does not forget, so the American President may join him on this exhilirating ride if he pleases.
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Shagi_Fighter
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HELLO HELLO
The President will bend stipulation number 4 if you shake hands with him at the Disney Castle accompanied by Mickey Mouse.
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Originally posted by -dkumral600-:
Sheik Deniz Al Q'umral ended by the Press Conference by praising Allah and praising Walt Disney for making Mickey Mouse such a loveable character. The Sheik also added that he looked forward to getting his picture taken with Mickey Mouse.
rotflmao
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i wet my pants from laughter, way to go kumral!
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lmao..i needed a good laugh
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well i am back and florida was nice ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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rpazdzierski600
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welcome back
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-Ma$oN-
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3 chears for sheik kumral!
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3 cheers for sheik kumral!
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rpazdzierski600
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lol why do u always post things twice
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oops lol, well in the first post i spelled "cheers" wrong, so i pressed stop then corrected it and re posted, i guess it put both of them on ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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