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Goalkeepers

David James (Manchester City), Paul Robinson (Tottenham Hotspur, Ian Walker (Leicester City)

Defenders

Gary Neville (Manchester United), Phil Neville (Manchester United), John Terry (Chelsea), Ledley King (Tottenham Hotspur), Jamie Carragher (Liverpool), Sol Campbell (Arsenal), Ashley Cole (Arsenal), Wayne Bridge (Chelsea)

Midfielders

David Beckham (Real Madrid), Nicky Butt (Manchester United), Paul Scholes (Manchester United), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Owen Hargreaves (Bayern Munich), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), Joe Cole (Chelsea), Kieron Dyer (Newcastle United)

Forwards

Michael Owen (Liverpool), Wayne Rooney (Everton), Emile Heskey (Liverpool), Darius Vassell (Aston Villa)

for some reason that team doesn't inspire me with confidence for euro 2004, now what was the reason for that again...? oh yeah, the squad's utter wank - when you look at some of the nobodies, has-beens and piles of crap in that squad it's just too disheartening!

the firing blanks squad - heskey, vassel, rooney, scholes

joe cole, the guy who looks like a heroin addict and can't even upstage shite like Mutu at his club

the slowest men in the perimership - the neville brothers

you may think i'm disabled due to the fact i never move but i'm actually not - david james

...and the what the fuck am i doing there category? - Walker & Robinson (well it seems it you get relegated from the premier you're a shoe-in for the england squad), Ledley King, Butt, Dyer

god that makes a depressing read

and the reaction from merseyside after the sale of Heskey...

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Sven revealed that it would be called 'The England Squad'.

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