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Tang_Quester
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Bad jokes are not funny. Good jokes are normally told by comedians. You are not comedians. Telling someone that you won't read their post because it's too long just makes you sound stupid. Stupid people should die. Thank you.
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Note: if your attention span died out five words into the prior posting, then the above message is most definitely for you.
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oh what did us poor ignorant saps do to deserve such an intellectually enlightened bloke such as yourself on these forums? My friends, this Minerva made male for our own age is a published author but still takes his precious time to spend his time on here, with us, the lower echelons of society, the "stupid people". His capacity of knowledge knows no bounds! He quotes everything, from himself to cans of mints, and to paraphrase Oscar Wilde, he has nothing to profess but his genius.
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i would have been safe, bro, it's plain for you to see
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Originally posted by Tang_Quester:
Bad jokes are not funny. Good jokes are normally told by comedians. You are not comedians. Telling someone that you won't read their post because it's too long just makes you sound stupid. Stupid people should die. Thank you.
Wow, that was one of the stupidest flames I have ever seen. Oh no, bad jokes arent funny, I'm sad now.
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Originally posted by Tang_Quester:
Bad jokes are not funny. Good jokes are normally told by comedians. You are not comedians. Telling someone that you won't read their post because it's too long just makes you sound stupid. Stupid people should die. Thank you.
I know of comedians that tell bad jokes..
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Tang_Quester
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Look, I was making a point, but apparently even the most obvious of points needs to be clarified more: DO NOT POST ON MY FUCKING TOPICS SAYING YOU WON'T READ THEM! Not only does it make you sound retarded and illiterate, your ignorance really doesn't hurt me. It might make me want to blow a hole in your head and skull-fuck you to death, but since that's way more effort than anyone here is worth, I could really give a rat's ass that you "can't be bothered" to read my shit. I mean, c'mon, at least respond to it! Flame it, mock it, fucking use it as toilet paper if you want, but at the very least REACT to it. Don't tell me you're not going to read it, because I could give a flying fuck about your uninformed opinion then.
PS: Stabbings, I wasn't making myself out to be superior, but apparently you've got some deep-seated inadequacy issues if you think I was. I'm not referring to everyone here, just the ones who are too impatient to even bother reading my posts before they respond. Nothing pisses off a writer more than having someone tell him that his work is not worth their time, and besides, it wastes my time to scroll through a story thread I've posted only to find five people saying "That's way too long, can you have it reduced to a sound bite?"
PPS: I stand corrected. Some comedians make a living off of bad jokes.
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I'm not reading this post by you either Tang_Quester
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Originally posted by Tang_Quester:
It might make me want to blow a hole in your head and skull-fuck you to death,
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I mean, c'mon, at least respond to it!
Saying 'Im not gonna read it' is a response, isnt it?
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Flame it, mock it, fucking use it as toilet paper if you want, but at the very least REACT to it.
I did react to it, by not reading it.
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God, you people are fucking hopeless!
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What was that Tang_Quester ?
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MOO
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You know I kid. I kid becuz I luv. I luv u all, like brothers and sisters and . . . well, gender has always been a rather confused thing online for some people. Anyways, I will go hide under a rock now.
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we seem to be the intellectual's burden
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Proud people breed sad sorrows for themselves
What's the most interesting thing you've seen in the last six months?
Garth: Obviously, Darkplace. It has rendered all subsequent and previous television redundant.
my arms are strong: don't my name suggest it?
i strangled katja and i nearly got arrested!
i would have been safe, bro, it's plain for you to see
my daddy is a diplomat; he's got immunity
and i will kill you bro if you don't meet me or don't listen
coz i've got 500 milligrams of prozac in my system!
i'm down with the triads coz i speak japanese
but only when i'm sleepin' they'll do whatever i please
and i wake up in the cupboard about once or twice a week
AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU'RE CALLIN' ME A FREAK!!
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Tang ... you need to lighten the fuck up.
Bad jokes can be funny, told in the right way, by the right person, who doesn’t have to be a professional comedian, or even comedienne … lets be politically correct about this at least. Only you know what is funny, as much as you might try, you mostly cant tell people what is and isn’t funny.
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Well, like I said in the other topic, this was designed to lighten me up. It was nice and stress-relieving. This is a flame forum, political correctness should be the last thing you people worry about. Insulting large swathes of people is the norm, wouldn't you say? I apologize to any who felt like I was attacking specifically them, but really if you get upset over typed words I'd suggest you seek counseling. Anyone who thought I had suffered a massive emotional breakdown because of your replies, well, if it's any consolation I'll hit myself over the head for all of you. There, just did. I wouldn't suggest anyone take any of this personally, because thanks to all this character-building group therapy I have mellowed out. If anyone took me seriously, I would suggest they seek help.
This is a message brought to you by Tang_Quester, who COULD be bothered to respond to your messages. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Peace.
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hey shut the fuck up you worthless piece of shit
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