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DaRk QuEen
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Men are like ... Laxatives ...They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right
for your hips.
Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up
all
night long.
Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always ½ off.
Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how
many
inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest
are
handicapped.
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xx Ice xx
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Originally posted by DaRk QuEen:
Subject: men
Men are like ... Laxatives ...They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right
for your hips.
Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up
all
night long.
Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always ½ off.
Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how
many
inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest
are
handicapped.
lol.. i totally agree..but still love them to death !! 
Ice
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charmed
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Originally posted by DaRk QuEen:
Subject: men
Men are like ... Laxatives ...They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right
for your hips.
Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up
all
night long.
Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always ½ off.
Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how
many
inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest
are
handicapped.
Lol, true, true.
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Shagi_Dawg
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men are sensitive...we only want your love.. ![[Image22]](graemlins/Image22.gif)
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men are sensitive...we only want your love..
hahah..yeah right..and the rest !   
Ice
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dont act like you dont like us... ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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I know, I just want a girlfriend
I have soo much love, but no one to share it with.
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and at the same time so much hate...
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dont act like you dont like us...
i love guys so much..nothing beats that tender touch, that closeness, and the love shared...shame it never lasts long !!!
  .........think ill need to move on to the ladies see if they are any better !!1  
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maybe you dont put out enough...jk ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) i hate when i get dumped fast too makes me sad... ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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maybe you dont put out enough...jk i hate when i get dumped fast too makes me sad...
 *slap* *slap*... i told you there was other things guys wanted from us !!!
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:  : NEVER!
I want more than sex...
and I have very little hate. thx very much
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u should be flatterd we find u females so attractive..but instead ur disgusted..i dont get it...and we care and stuff
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u should be flatterd we find u females so attractive..but instead ur disgusted..i dont get it...and we care and stuff
we only get disgusted when in the middle of having a conversation with you (having been staring at my chest the whole time ) you nod and say yeah ok honey, .."we going up stairs now"?..in the end its always down to sex you want...dont get me wrong we love it, but sometimes all we want is to sit and talk or snuggle up to you and watch tv, not to constantly get your hands wandering all over us, cause then we start the "moaning" ..and it then leads to fights.....guys just never know what time is when !!!
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i like to snuggle ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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i like to snuggle
awwww..being a snuggler is good !!!  ...your on the road to success now !!
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I would just say men rule all!
that is all...
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"Relationships are so easy thanks to the internet.. you can establish and destroy them at the touch of a few keys! It all starts with 3 letters, asl and ends with stfu!"
"sir you're drunk"
"Madame, youre ugly, tomorrow i will be sober and you will remain ugly"
-Winston Churchill and the Duchess of York
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As Catwoman says most guys are pigs. Probably half of them are all right. Aww but sometimes you are sweet.
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im always nice to the ladies....wish i had more ladie freinds
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as u can see..i dont hang around other forums much....i like this one
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ahh..im so hurt..u dont wan to be my freind..as u deleted ur post..
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ahh..im so hurt..u dont wan to be my freind..as u deleted ur post..
I didn't mean to delete my post:
I'll be your friend.
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just saying the cuz i caught you....
[ April 30, 2003, 17:59: Message edited by: Shagi_Dawg ]
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just saying the cuz i cought you....
You don't want me to be your friend. I will be, i promise.
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Lets be friends, Shagi_dawg. Okay.
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ok...but how do u delete posts by accident...that just doesnt happen
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By doing this. All right i won't do it.
I wanted to write something else but you didn't give me a chance and i deleted it instead of editing.
[ April 30, 2003, 18:05: Message edited by: Crazygal ]
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Are we friends.
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yep 
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I got a new friend Hooray.
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ok...but how do u delete posts by accident...that just doesnt happen
Sorry for deleting my post, i won't do it again.
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As Catwoman says most guys are pigs. Probably half of them are all right. Aww but sometimes you are sweet.
the guys that are pigs are the ones who get laid... No girl goes out with a nice guy... Only to be there friend, trust me I know from experince...
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"Relationships are so easy thanks to the internet.. you can establish and destroy them at the touch of a few keys! It all starts with 3 letters, asl and ends with stfu!"
"sir you're drunk"
"Madame, youre ugly, tomorrow i will be sober and you will remain ugly"
-Winston Churchill and the Duchess of York
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Wow I wish I had a Friend
:'(
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i used to be like you waldo.....but now i got 1 freind
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I have friends just that I have no girlfriend just chicks I like that say lets just be friends kinda thing
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"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
-Stephen Roberts
"Relationships are so easy thanks to the internet.. you can establish and destroy them at the touch of a few keys! It all starts with 3 letters, asl and ends with stfu!"
"sir you're drunk"
"Madame, youre ugly, tomorrow i will be sober and you will remain ugly"
-Winston Churchill and the Duchess of York
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wow your so lucky Dawg.
*dreams of being dawg for a day*
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i'll b everyones friend... men and women are both misunderstood! wen i was with that arsehole it was me making demands on the sex... i run on rechargable batteries and he couldn't keep up which irritated me.
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Wow I wish I had a Friend
:'(
I'll be your friend of course.
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