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didn't really think this was good, but maybe yall do..
20 Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night
>
> 1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
>
> 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead
and wiggling my butt while
> yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move
around.
>
> 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's
ass and honestly believe I
> could do it too.
>
> 4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look
more like Tammy Faye Baker
> than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
> >
> 5 . I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor
(which I'm eating even though
> I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and
carry on eating it.
>
> 6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that
I love them sooooo much.
>
> 7. There are less than three hours before I'm due
to start work.
>
> 8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek
sitting next to me.
>
> 9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th
grade teacher.
>
> 10.The urge to take off articles of clothing,
stand on a table
> and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
>
> 11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open
on their own so I keep them
> half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
>
> 12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become
really good at it.
>
> 13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated
me by giving me just
> lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer
taste the gin.
>
> 14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels
strangely like the kitchen
> floor.
>
> 15. I start every conversation with a booming,
"DON'T take this the WRONG
> WAY but..."
>
> 16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down
when I sit on it.
>
> 17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down
moves.
>
> 18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever
I happen to be
> standing)and take a quick nap.
>
> 19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button
fly pants to cut down on
> the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
>
> 20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's
their fault that I'm having
> problems walking straight.
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"Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave,
When One First Pratices To Deceive"
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