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WaLdO 
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Escort Lessons - CLICK ME
Have Fun Ladies.
[ May 03, 2003, 05:52: Message edited by: WaLdO ]
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Posts: 2987 (0.48 per day) | From: OkiE PridE | Registered: May 2002 (6190 days)
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Ice Queen
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Can't get onto the page it is restricted access for me. Was it cool? ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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We are all born for love. It is the principle of my existence,
and its only end.
I feel it when I when I sorrow most:
It is better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
Seduce my mind and you can have my body
Find my soul and I'm yours forever
Love is like war,
Easy to begin but hard to end.
Love is like a rumor,
Everyone talks about it,
But no one truly knows.
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Bronx
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haha ... that is shocking ... I found the 'Nerds guide to sex' at the bottom even more hilarious!
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xx Ice xx
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Originally posted by Bronx:
haha ... that is shocking ... I found the 'Nerds guide to sex' at the bottom even more hilarious!
I read most of that.. i thought it was good !! some of the things made me laugh
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Women love flowers that look like vaginas.
but other parts made sense !!..
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One thing men don't understand is lubrication. It has to slide real well. If she isn't wet and slippery, she's not going to enjoy it. All it will do is pinch and scrape and she'll be in pain and not enjoy herself at all. All she'll be thinking about is scraping raw flesh. If it doesn't slide right in, grease it up. And make sure the grease is handy. You'll also want to have a towel handy so you can wipe the excess grease off your hands. That way you won't get it in her hair. It's all part of being prepared.
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The way most guys fuck is that they are doing push-ups. The dick is sliding back and forth from 3/4th out to 3/4th in. This is the way 3/4th of men fuck and if this is the way you fuck you're doing it wrong. Listen up guys because here is one of those places where you can really make a difference. Once you learn how to fuck the clit you will turn into an awesome lover.
... lmao !
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Most women can have many more orgasms than men can. There are some exceptions. Therefore, it seems that a gentleman will let the lady come first. Personally I enjoy watching women come and the way they feel when they come. I like to get women to come at least 5 times before I come. I've been able to get some women off 30 to 50 times, but most women can't do that. Some times I can, some times I can't. But I always like to try.
- ![[Eek!]](eek.gif) what a stallion !!!
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With that in mind you might be wondering what is the best way to suck breast? What seems to work the best is to suck the same way a baby sucks it. Suck it like you're trying to drink milk. In you mind the milk is in there and you going to get it out. Sometimes, if you suck it right and do it often enough some women will actually start producing milk. I haven't actually accomplished this myself, but I've heard it can happen.
lol i liked reading that !! but was sooo long !!
I learned a few things ! haha
Ice
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