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*-* AOC SONG *-*

Long long time ago
I can still remember
How the Age of Empires chariots ride

And I knew if I had my chance
I could make those newbies dance
And maybe, they’d quit whining for awhile

But September made me shiver
AoK was out by December

Good news on the doorstep
I had to get to my outlet

I can’t remember if I cried
When Age of Kings was by my side
Something touched me deep inside
The day Age of Empires died

Bye, Bye Age of Empires guy,
Drove my army to the Town center, and the Town Center fried
Them good ole boys yielding swords and their pikes
Singin’ this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die

Did you write an Epic Strategy Guide
And do you have faith in the Samurai
If Sandyman tells you so

And do you believe in the Gothic Rush
Do you use the Saracen Monk Rush
And, can you teach me how to castle real fast.

Well I know that you Teuton Town Center rushed him
Because I saw you and your mischievous grin
You boomed many vils
ES please fix this glitch

I was a lonely teenage wood chopping vil
With a double bit axe and a tiny sawmill
But I knew I was outta luck
The day Age of Empires died, I started singin

Bye, Bye Age of Empires guy,
Drove my army to the Town center, and the Town Center fried
Them good ole boys yielding swords and their pikes
Singin’ this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die

Now for ten minutes we’d be on our own
And the paranoia steadily grows
But, that’s not how it used to be

When the Lonely scout went after the king
In an armor suit he borrowed from thee
In a voice that came from you and me

Oh and while the King was looking down
The lonely scout stole his thorny crown
The king’s court was adjourned
War broke out in turn

And while Out4Blood played Matty
The newbies swarmed to have party
And we sang songs in the lobby
The day Age of Empires died

Bye, Bye Age of Empires guy,
Drove my army to the Town center, and the Town Center fried
Them good ole boys yielding swords and their pikes
Singin’ this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die

I met a player who castled in 6.
And I asked him for some handy tips
But he just smiled and turned away

I went down to the Electronics store
Where I played the game years before
But the men there said the game wouldn’t play

In the forums the people screamed
The lovers cried and the poets dreamed

Not a word was spoken
The Town center bell was broken

And the 3 men I admire the most
Sandy, Matty and others who post
They caught the last game so they could boast
The day, Age of Empires died. And They were singin’

Bye, Bye Age of Empires guy,
Drove my army to the Town center, and the Town Center fried
Them good ole boys yielding swords and their pikes
Singin’ this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die

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Originally posted by daveacious:
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holy fucking shit!! are u serious!?!?

duck and cover!!!

jesus christ! u saved me! thank you captain obvious!