2) American Football(I think it's for wimps, try british rugby for a real pain game!)

3) Baseball bats or knives(I prefer baseball bats, more sportsmanlike )

4) Osama bin Laden(I think he's a right wanker, who should be ripped apart when we catch him finger by finger, toe by toe, limb by limb, lung by lung, ear by ear until he's dead. Or we could just force him to listen to Steps all day... That's torture enough!)

5) The world in general(We're gonna kick some anti-Western ass!)

Oh, and congrats on your new forum...