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Ice Queen
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Right lets think up poems about the people you most like to hate on the forum.
For example:
Kenny is a prick
with a 5 cm dick
See it rhymes.....but make them longer.....over to you. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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We are all born for love. It is the principle of my existence,
and its only end.
I feel it when I when I sorrow most:
It is better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
Seduce my mind and you can have my body
Find my soul and I'm yours forever
Love is like war,
Easy to begin but hard to end.
Love is like a rumor,
Everyone talks about it,
But no one truly knows.
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Bronx 
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My crappy 5 minute Limerick:
The problem with people on this forum
Is they don't have an ounce of decorum
All they ever do is flame
As if it’s all one big game
I can’t think of a word to rhyme so I’m using verbatim
[ 12 July 2003, 02:24: Message edited by: Bronx ]
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Athanasia
Nobody said kindness was manditory...
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This is stupid.
It's pretty bad
This is stupid.
It's pretty sad.
This is stupid.
You really suck.
This is stupid.
You stupid fuck.
Damn...I'm good...
[Edit: - Thought of something better - :tidE]
[ 12 July 2003, 03:12: Message edited by: Creatrix ]
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Ice Queen
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Hehehehehe......they're good they are. Think we should have a prize for the best, what'd you say.
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We are all born for love. It is the principle of my existence,
and its only end.
I feel it when I when I sorrow most:
It is better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
Seduce my mind and you can have my body
Find my soul and I'm yours forever
Love is like war,
Easy to begin but hard to end.
Love is like a rumor,
Everyone talks about it,
But no one truly knows.
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Athanasia
Nobody said kindness was manditory...
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...No ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Toyone
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Are you the prize???? LOL ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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Ice Queen
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No, might make it Amanda. *lol*
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We are all born for love. It is the principle of my existence,
and its only end.
I feel it when I when I sorrow most:
It is better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
Seduce my mind and you can have my body
Find my soul and I'm yours forever
Love is like war,
Easy to begin but hard to end.
Love is like a rumor,
Everyone talks about it,
But no one truly knows.
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charmed
Sweet and Innocent
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quote:
Originally posted by Ice Queen:
No, might make it Amanda. *lol*
lol. well i best try and win it myself.
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Toyone
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Not a chance, it's gonna be me that wins as soon as I figure out a good poem to write.. I want to win Amanda!!!
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SirLardsAlot
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X is gay
I hope he gets shot YAY
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Toyone
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Who's X
[ 12 July 2003, 08:56: Message edited by: Toyone ]
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SirLardsAlot
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Well, now his name is xNoMoreDramax
His name was X, but he changed it a few days ago. I still call him X.
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Toyone
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OK Just wondering that's all. Wanna stay clear of him, don't wanna get the BUM!!!! steer!!!! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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noble stabbings
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Oh alack alas your flame was rotten
You would be better off forgotten
Your insults are becoming dumb and dumber
I do believe you may be a bummer
Your presence here I am forever regrettin'
Lo! it is a shame you're an Admin
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Proud people breed sad sorrows for themselves
What's the most interesting thing you've seen in the last six months?
Garth: Obviously, Darkplace. It has rendered all subsequent and previous television redundant.
my arms are strong: don't my name suggest it?
i strangled katja and i nearly got arrested!
i would have been safe, bro, it's plain for you to see
my daddy is a diplomat; he's got immunity
and i will kill you bro if you don't meet me or don't listen
coz i've got 500 milligrams of prozac in my system!
i'm down with the triads coz i speak japanese
but only when i'm sleepin' they'll do whatever i please
and i wake up in the cupboard about once or twice a week
AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU'RE CALLIN' ME A FREAK!!
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Squabbles
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Cat....Took....anus... eradicate..the... children
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Inquisitor Kenny
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Ice queen is a trash bag bottom feeding ho.
She takes bottle caps for a 20 minute blow.
She is a cock smoker,
You can feel her cheap tit made for her
her number ends in 69
and for it she'll only charge you a 5
She only weighs 90, times five.
she'll empty your pool if she takes a dive.
The poem she made up is shit.
For it she'll go take a hit
Ice Queen? No way you got blue blood.
Every time someone enters your room there is a cum flood
all you do is jerk another man's gerk
Like i said, you get paid bottle caps for your work
Your work hours are from morning boner to 6 Am loners
the only 3 words you say is pay me boner.
Go take a shot in the mouth, bitch.
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Squabbles
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shut the fuck up
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Inquisitor Kenny
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So fuck yourself sideways
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Inquisitor Kenny
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Baphomet
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Wow
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AHHhhHHH
OH GOD AHHHH
AHHGGGGHGHHHHG
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Athanasia
Nobody said kindness was manditory...
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I think Brady should win 'Poem of the year' award.
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Ice Queen
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quote:
Originally posted by Kenny:
Ice queen is a trash bag bottom feeding ho.
She takes bottle caps for a 20 minute blow.
She is a cock smoker,
You can feel her cheap tit made for her
her number ends in 69
and for it she'll only charge you a 5
She only weighs 90, times five.
she'll empty your pool if she takes a dive.
The poem she made up is shit.
For it she'll go take a hit
Ice Queen? No way you got blue blood.
Every time someone enters your room there is a cum flood
all you do is jerk another man's gerk
Like i said, you get paid bottle caps for your work
Your work hours are from morning boner to 6 Am loners
the only 3 words you say is pay me boner.
Go take a shot in the mouth, bitch.
*ROTFLMFAO*
Must admit I thought it was quite funny myself. Shame about the last line Kenny.
Anyway, one point from this Kenny, I can laugh at things written about myself.....can you?
If not, then maybe that makes me a better person.
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We are all born for love. It is the principle of my existence,
and its only end.
I feel it when I when I sorrow most:
It is better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
Seduce my mind and you can have my body
Find my soul and I'm yours forever
Love is like war,
Easy to begin but hard to end.
Love is like a rumor,
Everyone talks about it,
But no one truly knows.
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Inquisitor Kenny
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No ice Queen. You'll never be the better person. Because your a fat, stupid, lazy, english woman. With pathetic disses and even more pathetic come backs.
I am the better person because i DO have the patience and the typing stills to write:
Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off here!
But it seems everytime you make a shiity come back, or say something stupid. you go
ROTFLAMO! I AM ICE QUEEN AND I GOT NO FUCKING FRIENDS! LOL!
You? The better person? No fucking way in hell Lunch Box
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Baphomet
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Just shut the fuck up already.
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AHHhhHHH
OH GOD AHHHH
AHHGGGGHGHHHHG
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DaRk QuEen
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Some people in here are really lame
they think posting shit is a real life game
why i read this shit i have no idea
its funny to me, cuz i have no fear
lots of cussing and messing around
some people are better off 6ft in the ground
but of course i don't wish that upon no one
i know they will grow up and be a bum
I got the style to keep going on
but if i do yall be pwn'd
one day i maybe be keen
or maybe not, after all i'm just DaRk_Queen
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"Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave,
When One First Pratices To Deceive"
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Bazz_2k1
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I have to agree with Kenny
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Bazz_2k1
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cool poem dark queen
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Athanasia
Nobody said kindness was manditory...
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Bronx is an asshole.
[ 17 July 2003, 10:31: Message edited by: Creatrix ]
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Ice Queen
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quote:
Originally posted by Kenny:
So fuck yourself sideways
You fucking leave Meefers alone, you dick brain kenny. He's a million times better than you. 
Oh, btw Creatrix love your pic, it's superb!
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We are all born for love. It is the principle of my existence,
and its only end.
I feel it when I when I sorrow most:
It is better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
Seduce my mind and you can have my body
Find my soul and I'm yours forever
Love is like war,
Easy to begin but hard to end.
Love is like a rumor,
Everyone talks about it,
But no one truly knows.
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Athanasia
Nobody said kindness was manditory...
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Baphomet
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quote:
Originally posted by Creatrix:
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Seconded.
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AHHhhHHH
OH GOD AHHHH
AHHGGGGHGHHHHG
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