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Topic: Life is a bleeding, pulsating bitch goddess.
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Tang_Quester
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She fucks you over, and then comes back just in time to laugh at you as you're lying broken in the dust. Forever will there be woe and misfortune, so long as there are people willing to cause them, and life as a whole reflects the lives of individuals. Said individuals, of course, are not exactly doing wonders for the quality of existence. Indeed, the gentle, understanding folk seem vastly outnumbered by bigoted assholes who seem to vastly counterbalance the deeds done by the kind folk. The only recourse, is death, either of yourself, or all of them . . .
Anyone who thinks I am insulting them and wants to flame me, please feel free to do so. Sometimes a point is most easily proven indirectly.
P.S. the topic subject line is also my motto.
[ 14. October 2003, 08:15: Message edited by: Tang_Quester ]
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"Quit pretending to be paragons of innovation and just admit you have the wit of an alcoholic truck driver!"- Tang-2002
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SirLardsAlot 
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kill them all
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noble stabbings
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then hang yourself then you psycho if you're so sick of life
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Proud people breed sad sorrows for themselves
What's the most interesting thing you've seen in the last six months?
Garth: Obviously, Darkplace. It has rendered all subsequent and previous television redundant.
my arms are strong: don't my name suggest it?
i strangled katja and i nearly got arrested!
i would have been safe, bro, it's plain for you to see
my daddy is a diplomat; he's got immunity
and i will kill you bro if you don't meet me or don't listen
coz i've got 500 milligrams of prozac in my system!
i'm down with the triads coz i speak japanese
but only when i'm sleepin' they'll do whatever i please
and i wake up in the cupboard about once or twice a week
AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU'RE CALLIN' ME A FREAK!!
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Bronx
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I think you need to learn how to treat women.
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Tang_Quester
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Happy, happy, happy.
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"Quit pretending to be paragons of innovation and just admit you have the wit of an alcoholic truck driver!"- Tang-2002
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"Hello boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats.
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
[chorus]
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy!
I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy!
I'll teatch your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!
[chorus]
If you ain't the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature...They don't know
that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly maryying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot!
But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!
[chorus without last line]
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!"
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