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xx Ice xx

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We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious
gynaecological disorder excuses.

Taxis stop for us.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever
rival The Speedo.

We don't have to pass wind to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without
ever touching her arse.

We never have to reach down every so often
to make sure our privates are still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex
without having to picture them naked.

If we marry someone 20 years younger,
we're aware that we look like an idiot.

There are times when chocolate really can
solve all your problems.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by
looking at their shoes.

We can make comments about how silly men
are in their presence, because they aren't listening
anyway.

Ice
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Bronx

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Why isnt my dinner ready??

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DaRk QuEen
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We can congratulate our teammate without
ever touching her arse

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there

LOL ain't that the truth

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When One First Pratices To Deceive"

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Bronx

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Originally posted by DaRk QuEen:
We can congratulate our teammate without
ever touching her arse
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there
LOL ain't that the truth

I dont go around touching mens asses, as for checking if our privates are there we dont, but try attaching some tackle to yourselves, then getting hot, they stick to you and get in arkward positions, thus you need to use a decent enough instrument (ie hand) to rearange your package into a more cool comfortable and free swinging position.

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DaRk QuEen
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LOL your funny Bronx....your sure its not to make sure yall still got it?

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Bronx

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Originally posted by DaRk QuEen:
LOL your funny Bronx....your sure its not to make sure yall still got it?

Shhhhhhh! Your right! Its the biggest secret all men hide a condition called penisdropoffitus ... very scary, can happen randomly at any time, the body forgets you have a penis and it just drops off. To cure we feel ourselves up to remind the brain its all still there.
If this goes any further I will be forced to kill you all!

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DaRk QuEen
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LOL lmao omg i bursted out laughing

ok that is what I thought lmao

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in reference to the original statement:

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN

And quite surprisingly, i whole heartedly agree.

its just too bad for men who have to live with you (and are naturally atrracted to you).

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quote:
Originally posted by Arkan:
in reference to the original statement:
IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN

And quite surprisingly, i whole heartedly agree.

its just too bad for men who have to live with you (and are naturally atrracted to you).

Hold on, but this sounds wierd, cos your agreing that its good to be the woman and then saying its bad to be male and be attracted to them ..... ?

Just specualting, but seems higly dubios!!

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well they dont have to suffer from being bitched at do they?

now do you get it?

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yeah, further explantion might have helped..

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DaRk QuEen
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I can assure you that men bitch as much or MORE frequently then women do...its just that men call it bitching...and women well we just ignore it....

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Ice Queen
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Couldn't have said it better myself Dark Queen.

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We are all born for love. It is the principle of my existence,
and its only end.

I feel it when I when I sorrow most:
It is better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

Seduce my mind and you can have my body
Find my soul and I'm yours forever

Love is like war,
Easy to begin but hard to end.

Love is like a rumor,
Everyone talks about it,
But no one truly knows.

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"I just don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."

-Mr. Garrison (Southpark)

sorry that amuses me...

anyway, along those lines, I think it's great to be a man because we don't have to put up with any of that time of month stuff [Smile]

I mean yea I hear it all the time..but I'd much rather hear it than experience it

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Ice Queen
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Yeah have to agree on that. It's awful being a girl when you have to put up with that and having babies. After watching this programme the other night, don't think I want any now.

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We are all born for love. It is the principle of my existence,
and its only end.

I feel it when I when I sorrow most:
It is better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

Seduce my mind and you can have my body
Find my soul and I'm yours forever

Love is like war,
Easy to begin but hard to end.

Love is like a rumor,
Everyone talks about it,
But no one truly knows.

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