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WaLdO 
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WaLdO goes to Steve before dawg can abolutely pulverise him and takes him into hiding. Where he makes steve stay for the rest of the horizon story. Cause if he leaves he will surely be eaten by the Rotweilers or blow by Catwoman.. He would have to take his chances w/ the Rots, cause bite marks are much better than genital herpes...
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Then Steve comes back to life ...
LMFAO
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... Bronx discovers a cure for cancer down the back of a chair ...
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WaLdO
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and good thing waldo's mommy always said wear your helmet when roller blading. and since arkan got waldo ran over, he donated his liver to waldo..
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SirLardsAlot
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Then Steve's almost-dead-but-severely-mangled body walks into the Horizon Bar. He askes the bartender, who is Dejango, for a few Band-Aids. He hands Steve a few Band-Aids and he puts them on his gaping wounds. Then, all of a sudden, 2-D runs in with an ax and swings at Steve, but Steve pulls a huge sword out of his back pocket and blocks the ax. He then cuts off 2-D's hands and kicks them to Arkan who is giving his liver to Waldo. Then Steve sits down at the bar and asks for a glass of apple juice, becuase Steve doesnt drink ....
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... Bronx discovers a cure for cancer down the back of a chair ...
hahahaha!
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WaLdO
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Chris lets arkan keep his liver, and just takes 2-d's while he is...
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SirLardsAlot
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Lying naked on the floor, dead, becuase after Steve killed him, Cloyne raped him ...
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DaRk QuEen
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which he loved so much he continously fantasizes over it.....meanwhile....DQ's long lost sister turned out to be some freak and not her real sister...so DQ pulled out her 9 mil and blew her away without even blinking an eye...DQ goes over to Arkans house to ask him......
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"Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave,
When One First Pratices To Deceive"
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SirLardsAlot
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...if his liver was succesfully put back in ...
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WaLdO
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he replied happily, It was put back in. and WaLdO got a new liver thanks to steve and cloyne and the just passed 2-d....
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SirLardsAlot
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And then Steve gave everyone a big hug ..
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Then Ice came to the pub and sat down with the rest of the crew and ordered herself a......
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SirLardsAlot
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.. glass of poop ...
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..only to spit it out in sirlardsalot's face..she then went to the bar and ordered another drink, and sat back in her chair and had a girly chat with dark queen about all the antics thats been going on lately, they where both laughing there asses off when.....
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....Steve wiped off his face and started flipping out...
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and killed himself....
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SirLardsAlot
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...but then he un-killed himself...
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adn then died again....
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SirLardsAlot
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.. then he undied and asked Dawg why he keeps wanting him dead ...
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...dawg admits to have gay fantasies about steve, then he gets molested by a Mexican long-nosed bat just before all the females of horizon have a giant orgy with Cloyne, except ice queen, who is busy hanging herself...
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SirLardsAlot
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... beucase cloyne owned her with flames ...
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then cloyne wakes up...and kills himself cuz cuz he only wishes that dream was true cuz that will enver happen to him in hsi life
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..then dawg realizes hes immature becuse he thinks everything bad about him is a dream, but its not, so he decides to shut the fuck up...
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SirLardsAlot
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.... then Cloyne make fun of Dawg some more, and Dawg gets really cheesed off (haha, cheesed off, I love that saying). Dawg then pulls off his mask (which everyone thought was his face) and it turns out he is really Michael J Fox, and then he falls over consvulsing becuase he has Parkinsons...
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Ice Queen
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disease.....but no Shagi_Dawg wakes up again for real this time and finds that Cloyne is really a transvestite, all geared up in his black stocking and high heeled shoes he............................
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We are all born for love. It is the principle of my existence,
and its only end.
I feel it when I when I sorrow most:
It is better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
Seduce my mind and you can have my body
Find my soul and I'm yours forever
Love is like war,
Easy to begin but hard to end.
Love is like a rumor,
Everyone talks about it,
But no one truly knows.
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SirLardsAlot
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... starts singing Teacher by George Michael, and Dawg pull a 9mm out from under his pillow, shoots Cloyne in the chest 3 times, then once in the head.
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Ice Queen
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Amanda and Steve come running in and Amanda gives dawg a big kiss on the cheek, whilst Steve sez 'good on yah mate'. Then they ..............
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We are all born for love. It is the principle of my existence,
and its only end.
I feel it when I when I sorrow most:
It is better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
Seduce my mind and you can have my body
Find my soul and I'm yours forever
Love is like war,
Easy to begin but hard to end.
Love is like a rumor,
Everyone talks about it,
But no one truly knows.
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SirLardsAlot
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...look at Steve, becuas ehe is confused, becuase he doesnt know what is meant by "Good on yah mate"...
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Ice Queen
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so Steve, who's confused, Phil and Amanda go to the pub and order a ...........
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We are all born for love. It is the principle of my existence,
and its only end.
I feel it when I when I sorrow most:
It is better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
Seduce my mind and you can have my body
Find my soul and I'm yours forever
Love is like war,
Easy to begin but hard to end.
Love is like a rumor,
Everyone talks about it,
But no one truly knows.
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SirLardsAlot
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...10-foot-long cheese sandwich...
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Shagi_Dawg
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and shove it up steves ass....so steve goes to the bathroom to try and get the 10 foot long sandwich out of his ass...
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and amanda comes to his rescue by.....
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SirLardsAlot
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...giving Steve some X-Lax, and Steve poops it right out ...
(phew, I could have made that terribly gross, but I didnt ![[Wink]](wink.gif) )
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Shagi_Dawg
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and then steves picks it up and starts eating it
(why would u come to his rescue when he has a sandwich up his ass...i would go near him)
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