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ZachMan
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The King of France would like to invite the following world leaders to a large celebration at the palace of Versailles:
Prime Minister Michael Brookes of Great Britian
Premier Hoffman of Italy
Chairman Hoo Flung Pu of the Peoples' Republic Of China
Premier Botto of the USSR
First of all, we want to thank the leader of Italy for immeditaely declaring war on the horrendous Egypt, even before our government had a chance to take action. His bravery in the skies showed true bravery, and true loyalty to his alliances.
Next we want to thank the Premier of Russia for his large bombing runs conducted on the evil Israelis, who invaded my rightful territories. His great actions devastated the Israelis and this also is a great sign of friendship.
Also, a huge thanks is needed for the Prime Minister of Britian. His actions and his aide ensured victory for us. He invaded the evil Israelis; his paras were first in to fight those dirty Israelis. Many thanks to him, and his offer for a loan of 90 credits.
We want to thank the Chinese leader for his continuous moral support for the French people.
Every foreign solider participating in this short war will recieve a "French Cross" one of the highest awards in our military. The appreciation is great.
The leaders will particiapte in a great celebration filled with champagne and French delicacies like cavier and es cargo. Then they will make use of the numerous rooms in the palace and a number of feminine luxuries:
 
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Inquisitor Kenny
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The Italian President is taking his private jet and will be at the palace within twenty minutes
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The British PM has just got back from parliment, and will catch the next flight out ...
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ZachMan
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You can come too. You can't miss out on this.
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S.S. Normandie, the pride of France
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SirLardsAlot
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Can I come ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Jester89
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Originally posted by ZachMan:
You can come too. You can't miss out on this.
Since the German PM wasn't involved in the operation at all, we will merely stand back, greatful there weren't many casualties.
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Inquisitor Kenny
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Italy brought pasta and meatballs, and twenty Italian women...Sorry french ladies, your all alone to do lesbo shit now
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