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| "Fine go to your favorite hooker, YOURSELF, your always available, always willing and lets face the facts and how much money you will be saving from that five finger discount" | Duck Man | Duck_Fat |
| "dou·ble·think n. Thought marked by the acceptance of gross contradictions and falsehoods, especially when used as a technique of self-indoctrination: “Doublethink... is a vast system of mental cheating” (George Orwell)." | the dictionary | SIVA |
| "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature To stop speech when words become superfluous. " | Ice Queen | Ice Queen |
| "My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7. - David Beckham" | ReDKinG | ReDKinG |
| ""I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." - George " | ReDKinG | ReDKinG |
| "I hid my cat in the mailbox as a joke for the postman. The summer heat must have gotten to her, though, cuz she was dead when he opened the door. Guess the joke was on me!" | unknown | Politely Disturbed |
| "The last time I ever complained to my Dad was when I said, Dad, I dont want to see Grandma today. Even today I remember his response: Shut up and keep on diggin" | unknown | Politely Disturbed |
| "As the family goes, so goes the nation and so goes the whole world in which we live." | Pope John Paul II | Shagi_Fighter |
| "The future starts today, not tomorrow. " | Pope John Paul II | Shagi_Fighter |
| "Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought. " | Pope John Paul II | Shagi_Fighter |
| "I must be wishing on someone elses star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for. " | Unknown | Shagi_Fighter |
| "People that live in glass houses should dress in the basement. " | Austin Overstreet | Shagi_Fighter |
| "Dont drink and drive. Get high and fly home. " | Anna Brewer | Shagi_Fighter |
| "A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesnt pee on his hands. " | Unknown | Shagi_Fighter |
| "I am free of all prejudice; I hate everyone equally. " | W.C. Fields | Shagi_Fighter |
| "Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. " | E. Joseph Cossman | Shagi_Fighter |
| "Over 48.7% of all statistics are useless. " | Unkown | Shagi_Fighter |
| "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes. " | Frieda Norris | Shagi_Fighter |
| "If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, Ill put shoes on my cat. " | Unknown | Shagi_Fighter |
| "My mother said to me, “If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.” Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso. " | Pablo Picasso | Shagi_Fighter |
| "If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? " | Art Hoppe | Shagi_Fighter |
| "Last time I had a piece of ass was when my finger ripped through the toilet paper. " | Unknown | Shagi_Fighter |
| "In an Internet without doors or walls, who needs Windows or Gates? " | Unknown | Shagi_Fighter |
| "Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm out and smack em in the head? " | Unknown | Shagi_Fighter |
| "I havent had so much fun since the old sow ate my little brother. " | Ohio farm proverb | Shagi_Fighter |
| "It could be worse; it could be Monday all week. " | Unknown | Shagi_Fighter |
| "Dont worry about the world coming to an end today. Its already tomorrow in Australia. " | Unknown | Shagi_Fighter |
| "People die all the time. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! " | "The Simpsons" | Shagi_Fighter |
| "Thank God Im an atheist. " | Luis Buñel | Shagi_Fighter |
| "The only man that was perfect was crucified for it. " | Unknown | Shagi_Fighter |
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