|
Author
|
Topic: The Never-Ending Story...
|
Bronx 
Administrator
Member # 402
Member Rated:
|
posted
...in mcdonalds, you have to work up to 3 stars before you get the privalige though, of course there are plenty of jobs in america for those who want to...
--------------------
Posts: 9347 (1.44 per day) | From: Gloucestershire, England | Registered: Feb 2002 (6458 days)
| IP: Logged | 
|
|
|
|
Bronx
Administrator
Member # 402
Member Rated:
|
posted
... transvestite bar, the massive butch door tranny recognises its ducky (hehe) from the pink g string and leapord skin out fit, ducky walks through the door only to find...
--------------------
Posts: 9347 (1.44 per day) | From: Gloucestershire, England | Registered: Feb 2002 (6458 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Method Man
Member
Member # 237
Rate Member
|
posted
he then shit his pants before begging for his life, who was this mystery person wielding the 12 gage? why it was none other than,......
--------------------
If ya can't say it all, just say Meth! Stupid ya talk too fuckin much!
Im nothin but a lyer with a big assed mouth, dick and fists big enough to knock yer bitch ass out!
http://www.x.coolfreepages.com
Posts: 914 (0.13 per day) | Registered: Sep 2001 (6596 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
James the Barber
Member
Member # 63
|
posted
.....pennywise the clown....
--------------------
Sheriff JtB Humping a Camels Ass.
Wishing Cancer upon every bigoted mind.
Hanging Coons in the back yard.
Posts: 2202 (0.32 per day) | From: Infront of the computer. | Registered: May 2001 (6716 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
DaRk QuEen
In Your Dreams
Member # 254
Member Rated:
|
posted
Duck_Fat takes a big gulp of air..and as Pennywise the Clown grins you can see all of his massive sharp teeth....then Pennywise the clown says to Duck_Fat.......
--------------------
"Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave,
When One First Pratices To Deceive"
Posts: 2280 (0.34 per day) | From: North Carolina, USA | Registered: Oct 2001 (6585 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
I316a
Just Popped In
Member # 427
Rate Member
|
posted
... "Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" This enraged Duck_Fat, so much so that ...
--------------------
Dont Agree with me? Press Ctrl + W and it will all be okay...
 
Posts: 19 (0 per day) | From: Hrrmmm... Wonder how many I can fit in here.. Its quite a lot really............ | Registered: Mar 2002 (6427 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
Duck_Fat
Fear The Duck
Member # 179
Member Rated:
|
posted
That he gained super human powers (or sould I say super duck powers) and beat JTB like the little pussy ass girl he is to death and then...
--------------------
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
-Stephen Roberts
"Relationships are so easy thanks to the internet.. you can establish and destroy them at the touch of a few keys! It all starts with 3 letters, asl and ends with stfu!"
"sir you're drunk"
"Madame, youre ugly, tomorrow i will be sober and you will remain ugly"
-Winston Churchill and the Duchess of York
Posts: 3501 (0.52 per day) | From: maui, hawaii | Registered: Aug 2001 (6643 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
Method Man
Member
Member # 237
Rate Member
|
posted
woke up with his cornflakes soggy, and his boxers soiled.....
--------------------
If ya can't say it all, just say Meth! Stupid ya talk too fuckin much!
Im nothin but a lyer with a big assed mouth, dick and fists big enough to knock yer bitch ass out!
http://www.x.coolfreepages.com
Posts: 914 (0.13 per day) | Registered: Sep 2001 (6596 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
Bronx
Administrator
Member # 402
Member Rated:
|
posted
... only to find he has a sawn off shotgun in his hand and JTB slumped against the wall in a pool of his own blood with a large smoking crater where his face used to be, turning around he realises...
--------------------
Posts: 9347 (1.44 per day) | From: Gloucestershire, England | Registered: Feb 2002 (6458 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Method Man
Member
Member # 237
Rate Member
|
posted
Game Freaks ginger beird
--------------------
If ya can't say it all, just say Meth! Stupid ya talk too fuckin much!
Im nothin but a lyer with a big assed mouth, dick and fists big enough to knock yer bitch ass out!
http://www.x.coolfreepages.com
Posts: 914 (0.13 per day) | Registered: Sep 2001 (6596 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
Bronx
Administrator
Member # 402
Member Rated:
|
posted
... with the homo bronx clone slaughtered bronx hunts donw 2-d in his lowrider, slowy cruising past his house an AK-47 emerges out of the window...BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT, leaving a pile of brass and a bullet riddled house the lowrider screeshes off into the blackness of the night...
--------------------
Posts: 9347 (1.44 per day) | From: Gloucestershire, England | Registered: Feb 2002 (6458 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
SSJ2Vegetto
Member
Member # 413
Member Rated:
|
posted
....all of a sudden a massive gay orgy was moving past...
--------------------
.JPG)
Posts: 2327 (0.36 per day) | From: Space | Registered: Feb 2002 (6446 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
Method Man
Member
Member # 237
Rate Member
|
posted
Hell Satans window...
--------------------
If ya can't say it all, just say Meth! Stupid ya talk too fuckin much!
Im nothin but a lyer with a big assed mouth, dick and fists big enough to knock yer bitch ass out!
http://www.x.coolfreepages.com
Posts: 914 (0.13 per day) | Registered: Sep 2001 (6596 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
SSJ2Vegetto
Member
Member # 413
Member Rated:
|
posted
as he watched, a alien race came out of no where and started 2 eat people. there was screaming everywhere... 
--------------------
Posts: 2327 (0.36 per day) | From: Space | Registered: Feb 2002 (6446 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
Checkered
The sooner you fall behind, themore time you have to catch up
Member # 461
Member Rated:
|
posted
because the 2 Aliens were not using the interglatic bq sause on the bodies until
--------------------
Come back and I shall taunt you a second time.
Posts: 700 (0.1 per day) | From: Mooresville, NC | Registered: Mar 2002 (6406 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
|
|
DaRk QuEen
In Your Dreams
Member # 254
Member Rated:
|
posted
Meanwhile, back in the southern USA.....DaRk_Queen and her mates decided to go to beach and have a little party......when along came..........
--------------------
"Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave,
When One First Pratices To Deceive"
Posts: 2280 (0.34 per day) | From: North Carolina, USA | Registered: Oct 2001 (6585 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
Arkan
| |  UßerAdmin | |
Member # 1
Rate Member
|
posted
a huge tidal wave with the force of 100 hellsatan's came and washed away dark queen and her stand in's.
Meanwhile in the land above hevean, Arkan was basking in his own greatness, when God himself appeared dressed as a butler. Arkan Barely recognised god's presence when god said in an english accent: "would you like a cup of tea?". Arkan barely impressed, agreed. God walked humbly off into the general direction of the kitchen, when arkan called out in his all-conquering voice "oh", god abruptly turned around and enquired in an ever apparent posh accent "yes, sire". Arkan said "Milk and no sugars, now snap to it".
When god returned with a tray with a golden cup of tea on it, Arkan was busy being great, when god, completly in awe of Arkan, tripped, dropped the cup of tea and a drop of tea just happened to fall on Arkan's shoe.
Arkan, immensly annoyed from being interurpted from his state of achieving his usual greatness, fired God-Not-so-almighty-in-this-instance on the spot.
God said: "but how will i be able to put my son, jesus thru college" whimpering so evidently that his elegenant english accent had dissapeared. Arkan, without a care in the universe,got even more pissed off and said, "FFS, ive had a enough of ur stupid whining" and cursed his son, jesus to spend a life time on earth.
2000 years later, arkan sent his son, Arkan the second on to earth to toughen up. Within weeks, his son, already showing signs of his father's greatness and with his boy-ish good looks had made himself at home with the far inferior earthlings.
His power over men was so overwhelming that before long, he had been landed with a forum administration job shepherding over 400 registered members who worshipped his every step, for they had a unique insight into his greatness.
So, the year is 2025, and Arkan II being so fucking good as he is, has..............
 [ March 31, 2002: Message edited by: Arkan ]
--------------------
"All This fucking self knowledge, where the fuck has it got me?" - Tony Soprano
If you have a problem or need any help or advice in regards to the forum, email me at ultravision23@hotmail.com. If you want the speediest resolution of your problem, try to be descriptive about the problem as possible and give me your username. I know this is rather cliched but from experience trust me it helps, thank you.
for all other enquiries, visit my Arkans Fan Center
Posts: 10646 (1.58 per day) | From: London Calling | Registered: May 2001 (6721 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
Bronx
Administrator
Member # 402
Member Rated:
|
posted
...his testicles chopped off and fed to a hungry goat, which upon eating the gonads of Arkan II decides it will smash its head repeatedly into a brick wall untill its head caves in. After this event and the goat is lying in a pool of its own blood, brain and skull fragments, something alive starts to bulge from the stomach area. This mass then bursts from the goats inards in a spray of blood, only to reveal itself as...
--------------------
Posts: 9347 (1.44 per day) | From: Gloucestershire, England | Registered: Feb 2002 (6458 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
|
|
DaRk QuEen
In Your Dreams
Member # 254
Member Rated:
|
posted
Baby Arkan,,,,baby Arkan realizes he was dreaming about Arkan and ArkanII.....because of his shamefull dream he decides to crawl around in his diapers (which is full is fecis) to the nearest temple and pray....after he is done..and his fecis is quirting out as he crawls he decides to go and visit.......
--------------------
"Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave,
When One First Pratices To Deceive"
Posts: 2280 (0.34 per day) | From: North Carolina, USA | Registered: Oct 2001 (6585 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
SSJ2Vegetto
Member
Member # 413
Member Rated:
|
posted
...his master and learn the ways of the old 2 become the greatest fighter in the world... 
--------------------
Posts: 2327 (0.36 per day) | From: Space | Registered: Feb 2002 (6446 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
SSJ2Vegetto
Member
Member # 413
Member Rated:
|
posted
...eating chickin heads and human brians for a snack. they go to the arcade from some hardcore games... 
--------------------
Posts: 2327 (0.36 per day) | From: Space | Registered: Feb 2002 (6446 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
Bronx
Administrator
Member # 402
Member Rated:
|
posted
..upon getting to the arcade they wondered who the fuck all those brians were, and why they eat them. 'Ah well they thought, there are to many people called brian in the world anyway'.
In the hardcore games arcade, numerous perverts are lunking in dark corners with long jackets with dubious stains on. The floor feeling sticky under foot around the games machines they decide it was a bad idea coming in here and turn to leave, only to see a figure making strange jerking movements emerge from one of the dim recesses of the shadows, they didnt beleive it, but it could only be...
--------------------
Posts: 9347 (1.44 per day) | From: Gloucestershire, England | Registered: Feb 2002 (6458 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
DaRk QuEen
In Your Dreams
Member # 254
Member Rated:
|
posted
....JoseM....as is he walking towards them...he sees something out of the corner of his eye....he stops...and pulls out a........
--------------------
"Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave,
When One First Pratices To Deceive"
Posts: 2280 (0.34 per day) | From: North Carolina, USA | Registered: Oct 2001 (6585 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
|
|
SSJ2Vegetto
Member
Member # 413
Member Rated:
|
posted
...and it is a phone that they need 2 call god for advise on things...
--------------------
Posts: 2327 (0.36 per day) | From: Space | Registered: Feb 2002 (6446 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
Bronx
Administrator
Member # 402
Member Rated:
|
posted
...brrrp brrrp brrrp brrrp,
'hello'
'hi, is that god?'
'yeah.. who wants to know'
'shouldn’t you know who this is?'
'errrr, yeah... sorry ive just got up, who is this again?'
'Its JoseM, Arkan and hellsatan'
'a right.. hellsatan you say??'
'yeah why.....?'
Suddenly the skies above from a nice sunny afternoon grow dark and foreboding, masses of sinister clouds form above, a bolt of lightning tears down from the sky and into an antennae on the roof, inside a few light bulbs blow out releasing the full force of the lightning blast into hellsatans plump and fragile body, lifted momentarily off the ground he makes a girlish bubbling squeal as his insides are cooked, he falls to the floor charred and smoking...
'that sorted the little fucker..'
'cheers big g, nice one!'
Outside the skies clear as fast as they appeared, leaving only the sound of birds tweeting in the trees...
'anytime son, hope that sorted those things for you'
'bye g'
click booooooooooooooooop!
Feeling immensely satisfied JoseM and Arkan walk out into the street, but that was soon to end as...
--------------------
Posts: 9347 (1.44 per day) | From: Gloucestershire, England | Registered: Feb 2002 (6458 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
|
|
|
|
DaRk QuEen
In Your Dreams
Member # 254
Member Rated:
|
posted
DaRk_Queen sees the dildo and says..."Oh I just remembered that Shagi_Fighter was looking for one that size"....so she goes to shagi_fighter and gives him the enormous Dildo...and Shagi_Fighter is estatic,,,,he starts using it right away.....just as he is about to C.........(finish the word  )
--------------------
"Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave,
When One First Pratices To Deceive"
Posts: 2280 (0.34 per day) | From: North Carolina, USA | Registered: Oct 2001 (6585 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
|
|
Bronx
Administrator
Member # 402
Member Rated:
|
posted
... bronx, who looks at DQ in a weird way, and realises she is under the influence of some weird drug that fighter has given her. Bronx pulls out a hypodermic needle full of adrenalin and stabs it in to DQ's arm. DQ comes around, although unfortunalty remembering everything, she pulls the dildo out of her pants, turns and bolts back in the direction of fighter. Fighter by this time is walking in the opposite direction with a smug smile on his face.
Hearing the sound of a mad woman in full locomotion he turns around realising his impending doom, he crouches and covers his face. Letting out a blood curdeling cry that makes all dogs in a 100 metre radius suddenly go mad DQ jumps into the air weilding the dildo of death, apart from the crunching of a skull being penatrated by a huge plastuc cock, a small wimpering noise like a puppy having a bad dream is heard as fighter soils himself. Landing on the pavement with a resounding crunch, cracking slabs of concrete underneath DQ returns to the ground.
Fighter tries to stand up, gets half way, his eyes roll upwards as if to point to the end of the plastic dick that is attached to his cranium, he topples over backwards. Blood pours out of his broken skull only to mix with the puddle of his own excriment he landed in.
Feeling a sence of massive elation she looks up to the sky, as if the meaning of life was there, her face soon looses a few shades of its previous colour when out of the sun something apears to be heading right down towards her...
--------------------
Posts: 9347 (1.44 per day) | From: Gloucestershire, England | Registered: Feb 2002 (6458 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
-gbotto600-
Addicted Member
Member # 155
Rate Member
|
posted
later that night some squad600 boys (pdykstra, gbotto and rs) sneak out at night and jump on their bikes (their not old enough for a car yet!) they are heading to Dirty Jimmy's shop to get some revenge for being kicked out as they attempted to get some porn... as they apporach the shop and throw a bag of fireworks into the window, it explodes and the entire shop goes up in flames..
just as that is going, on ReDeeMer is....
[ April 09, 2002: Message edited by: -gbotto600- ]
--------------------
Decima MAS
  \
When ancient Rome was near defeat,
the invincible Tenth Legion was raised:
they beat the barbarians on the battlefield
and Rome gained peace with honour again.
When the traitor, on September the eighth,
left the fatherland in infamy,
the Tenth Flotilla was raised from the sea
and it brought weapons at the cry for honour!
Oh our Tenth Flotilla,
you that mocked England,
you victorious on Alexandria,
Malta, Souda and Gibraltar,
you already victorious upon the sea,
now even on the dry land
you will win!
To you Italian ships, stolen from us
not in battle but by treason,
and to you, our prisoners and dead brothers,
we swear:
we swear that we'll came back,
let this be God's and the Flag's will.
We swear that we'll fight
until we obtain an honourable peace!
Posts: 7713 (1.14 per day) | From: NJ | Registered: May 2001 (6721 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
free_da_weed
Just Popped In
Member # 447
Rate Member
|
posted
....kisses free_da_weed's feet, begging for a small sample of drugs to get his bitches dark queen, ice maiden and catwoman hooked so they will need the money and turn to prostitution as a means of controlling their minor drug habit, thus becoming their pimp... he then decides that it would be best to replace the porn shop and create....dun..dunnnn.....dunnnnnnn a porno complex! including electronic sex machines, how else can he dominate the world with a sore arm, he sets to work until a shadow is cast over the little man, he shyly looks up to see.....
--------------------
just smoke da fuckin weed!
Posts: 19 (0 per day) | From: wha' da fuuuuck! | Registered: Mar 2002 (6410 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
Catwoman
Member
Member # 423
Member Rated:
|
posted
catwoman lookin very pissed off, dark queen and ice maiden accompany her as she begins to throw things at redeemer...who falls unconcious and his hit on the head with a shovel by.....
--------------------
Posts: 909 (0.14 per day) | From: burnley....uk | Registered: Mar 2002 (6427 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
Bronx
Administrator
Member # 402
Member Rated:
|
posted
... a group a 5 leprechauns, who run gigling off into the hidden safety of the shadow relm where they came from, dragging redeemer with them.
Free_da_weed then begins to cry, as his batty boyfreind has been dragged underground by mystical creatures.
With only one thing on his mind he decides to ...
--------------------
Posts: 9347 (1.44 per day) | From: Gloucestershire, England | Registered: Feb 2002 (6458 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
Arkan
| | UßerAdmin | |
Member # 1
Rate Member
|
posted
accept his losses and dissapears, 10 years later his body is found, it was a self inflicted bullet wound on the head.
Meanwhile, the squadie's are riding home on their tri-cycles, Gbotto600, who is just old enough to.....brush his teath on his own spots a heavily obese trucker running behind them, the squadie's peddle faster with their tri-cycles nearing their top speeds of 5mph. As the fat man gets closer, the squad are surprised to see that he isnt Hellsatan but Dirty Jimmy!
he was heavily panting and just abouts lot out: "oi, stop or else i'll chop of your dicks using my dad's Home Circumsition Kit® and sell em as dido's.
Gbotto, desperate for his man-hood replie's "Why would you want to use or dicks? Were only kids and ours are very small, and as im italian, i am way below average".
Rosorka6000 who'se tricycle is only a few inches ahead of the other two accidently ride's into a lampost and his body ends up extend across the pavement causing pdyksra600 and gbotto600 to bump into him and go head over heels and land hard on the pavement.
As Jiimy gets closer now (fully erect), st0ner pulls up in his ancient car gets out and..........
--------------------
"All This fucking self knowledge, where the fuck has it got me?" - Tony Soprano
If you have a problem or need any help or advice in regards to the forum, email me at ultravision23@hotmail.com. If you want the speediest resolution of your problem, try to be descriptive about the problem as possible and give me your username. I know this is rather cliched but from experience trust me it helps, thank you.
for all other enquiries, visit my Arkans Fan Center
Posts: 10646 (1.58 per day) | From: London Calling | Registered: May 2001 (6721 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
-gbotto600-
Addicted Member
Member # 155
Rate Member
|
posted
then arkan magically appears in his mini-van and rescues the squad boys, he then drives them to Horizon Forum World Headquarters (arkan's basement acutaully) and they being to plot Dirty Jimmy's death... then all of a sudden ReDeeMer...
--------------------
Decima MAS
\
When ancient Rome was near defeat,
the invincible Tenth Legion was raised:
they beat the barbarians on the battlefield
and Rome gained peace with honour again.
When the traitor, on September the eighth,
left the fatherland in infamy,
the Tenth Flotilla was raised from the sea
and it brought weapons at the cry for honour!
Oh our Tenth Flotilla,
you that mocked England,
you victorious on Alexandria,
Malta, Souda and Gibraltar,
you already victorious upon the sea,
now even on the dry land
you will win!
To you Italian ships, stolen from us
not in battle but by treason,
and to you, our prisoners and dead brothers,
we swear:
we swear that we'll came back,
let this be God's and the Flag's will.
We swear that we'll fight
until we obtain an honourable peace!
Posts: 7713 (1.14 per day) | From: NJ | Registered: May 2001 (6721 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
-dkumral600-
Member
Member # 97
|
posted
wants to see whats going on in the basement, as he is walking down the steps he trips falling head first into the hard concrete, arkan and the squad boys are startled by this, although redeemer is all covered in blood and has obviously broken many of his bones, the boys decide to punish him by means of....
--------------------
-dk-
Posts: 2207 (0.32 per day) | From: New Jersey | Registered: Jun 2001 (6702 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
|
|
Catwoman
Member
Member # 423
Member Rated:
|
posted
who accepts this gleefully as a delicacy from his homeland, served with a side salad and monkey juice.... he then decides that to prevent himself from having orgasms over little boys on tricycles he should.....
--------------------
Posts: 909 (0.14 per day) | From: burnley....uk | Registered: Mar 2002 (6427 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
|
|
|
|
r00kZ
Regular
Member # 375
Rate Member
|
posted
rookz seen shagi fighters post per day count and wondered if he was just another shagi spamming idiot
Posts: 165 (0.02 per day) | Registered: Dec 2001 (6515 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
SSJ2Vegetto
Member
Member # 413
Member Rated:
|
posted
as the end od all of mankind was going on...
--------------------
Posts: 2327 (0.36 per day) | From: Space | Registered: Feb 2002 (6446 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
|
|
2-D..
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Member # 112
Member Rated:
|
posted
...2-d got sick as fuck of free_da_weed talking bollocks so burst into his room and pulled out a 12 gauge shotgun and blew the fuckers head off spraying what little there was of his brain over the computer screen.....
--------------------
*Coming soon: Something so awesome to look at it will make your eyeballs explode*
Posts: 6460 (0.96 per day) | From: Hadleys Hope | Registered: Jun 2001 (6697 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
Shagi_Fighter
Unregistered
|
posted
HELLO HELLO...and rookz ended up the same way as weed... [ April 13, 2002: Message edited by: Shagi_Fighter ]
IP: Logged |
|
|
SSJ2Vegetto
Member
Member # 413
Member Rated:
|
posted
...that can't be detected on drug test.
--------------------
Posts: 2327 (0.36 per day) | From: Space | Registered: Feb 2002 (6446 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
DaRk QuEen
In Your Dreams
Member # 254
Member Rated:
|
posted
...So then along comes.......
--------------------
"Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave,
When One First Pratices To Deceive"
Posts: 2280 (0.34 per day) | From: North Carolina, USA | Registered: Oct 2001 (6585 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
|
|
Bronx
Administrator
Member # 402
Member Rated:
|
posted
... and sat down beside her ...
--------------------
Posts: 9347 (1.44 per day) | From: Gloucestershire, England | Registered: Feb 2002 (6458 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
|
|
danny has arrived
Visitor
Member # 492
Rate Member
|
posted
and singing unchained melody, before running up a drain pipe and.....
--------------------
i'm a lover... not a fighter!
Posts: 4 (0 per day) | From: london | Registered: Apr 2002 (6389 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
Bronx
Administrator
Member # 402
Member Rated:
|
posted
... was squashed to death for singing such a vile song... then in a mass rage (sorry you have to be a limey for this one) of anti-gareth gates and your queer pretty boyish face that i wanna break insanity all copies of his cds are piled into a large bonfire, at which gareth gates is put at the pinacle and burt alive, but secretly at the back there was someone weeping for the loss of such a batty man...
--------------------
Posts: 9347 (1.44 per day) | From: Gloucestershire, England | Registered: Feb 2002 (6458 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
|
|
Bronx
Administrator
Member # 402
Member Rated:
|
posted
... a large odly shaped magical turnip ....
--------------------
Posts: 9347 (1.44 per day) | From: Gloucestershire, England | Registered: Feb 2002 (6458 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
DaRk QuEen
In Your Dreams
Member # 254
Member Rated:
|
posted
Which Ice then threw the turnip and cast a malicious spell upon the creature....The spell did........
--------------------
"Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave,
When One First Pratices To Deceive"
Posts: 2280 (0.34 per day) | From: North Carolina, USA | Registered: Oct 2001 (6585 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
SSJ2Vegetto
Member
Member # 413
Member Rated:
|
posted
what no human would thought it would.
--------------------
Posts: 2327 (0.36 per day) | From: Space | Registered: Feb 2002 (6446 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
Catwoman
Member
Member # 423
Member Rated:
|
posted
transformed the mysterious creature into............... 
--------------------
Posts: 909 (0.14 per day) | From: burnley....uk | Registered: Mar 2002 (6427 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
FeNiX
Junior Member
Member # 178
Rate Member
|
posted
A magic mystical cat named Felix......... and he had a big cartoon series and made lots of money and has became Fenix's background ...............then Felix the Cat saw something in a bush near by............................
--------------------
Whens the last time you were in a Rx-7 hittin on girls outside a All Girl Catholic schoool .......... God bless my rich friends
Posts: 332 (0.04 per day) | Registered: Aug 2001 (6643 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
|
|
SSJ2Vegetto
Member
Member # 413
Member Rated:
|
posted
...loking for hardcore sex.
--------------------
Posts: 2327 (0.36 per day) | From: Space | Registered: Feb 2002 (6446 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
XXXman
gigidy gigidy gigidy
Member # 418
Member Rated:
|
posted
but when seeing felix his urge was suddenly quenched....
Posts: 2055 (0.31 per day) | From: londinium | Registered: Mar 2002 (6429 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
DaRk QuEen
In Your Dreams
Member # 254
Member Rated:
|
posted
meanwhile back in the land of the magical forest...Lara was picking berries for a magic potion she was fixing to mix up for Arkan, Arkan wanted this special potion because he wanted to......
--------------------
"Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave,
When One First Pratices To Deceive"
Posts: 2280 (0.34 per day) | From: North Carolina, USA | Registered: Oct 2001 (6585 days)
| IP: Logged |
|
|
|
|
Topic Closed
if you dont know the rules go to page 1 and read them
Printer-friendly view of this topic