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The words association thread seems to be thriving, so I thought maybe something a little more complicated might also help, and checked on some other forums to see what they're doing...
There's a craze at the moment where someone writes an opening sentence, and then another person writes another sentence, to form a kind of story, for example:
The cat sat on the mat.
The cat jumped skywards with it's ass on fire cause the mat was over a BBQ.Anyway, a few rules first:
All sentences must have some relation to the one before it...
You can post as many times as you like, but not adjacent to your last post, so you can't reply to your own sentence...
The story should never end...
And have fun, make it as crazy as you like! Anyway, opening sentence:
"Margaret Thatcher is on a beach in a thong eating a pork pie, when suddenly..." And you may add a small note(a few sentences) underneath explaining it or just commenting on the thread... Nemesis PS: I've given up trying to make this a non-flaming topic! I even made a flamers one for the people who wanted to flame, but it's been ignored, so this one now officially allows flaming(well, it's not much good it not allowing flaming when even the admins ignore it, hey?!)
Anyway, happy flaming! [ June 06, 2001: Message edited by: uknemesis ]
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...suddenly hellsatan appears, wearing a fishnet speedo juniors, with his loved one, a baby stingray, him and the stingray then join in with maggy and bill....
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......named Arkan was found lying on a bed, surrounded by drugs, alchohol, stingrays and a huge obese naked Hellsatan lying next to him........
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then gbotto walks in wielding a double-barreld shotgun, he says "time to die mother fuckers!" he then loads the shotgun and points it at....
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Europia got locked up in a mental unit for being unable to distinguish between fantasy and reality, this was partly to do with the fact he didnt have a dick, at the hospital, he was regulary sexually abused by the male doctor, this was because europia had....
(sorry if this snippets dooesnt reply to gbotto's, its cus we both posted it @ the same time, l@@k)
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got the same mental afflicion as reedeemer, whcih results in a fetish for being gang bum raped by large obese, tattooed harley davidson drivers, which resulted in them both having ripped ring pieces and...
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one day at the mental hospital gbotto dressed up as a doctor and snuck in, he got access to europia's cell and talked to him:europia: come here baby, i am ready... gbotto: i ain't here for no butt fuckin.. (pulls out shotgun) europoia: shove that up my asshole... gbotto: i ain't going up your a-hole, i will blast you a new one... (loads shotgun and points it pointblank at europia's head...).... [ June 06, 2001: Message edited by: gbotto600 ]
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gbott has a change of heart, and decides to give his arsehole another good blasting and then th end was nigh...
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GOD GAVE ME A SOUL, IN YOUR ROCK N ROLL, BABE!
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... then at the last second Europia pulls down his pants and masturbates all over the place and there is a large flood of cum and everyone drowns but at the last second...
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ifyourwondering wakes up from his dream..gbotto still has the gun pointed at europia, as europia begs for his life, gbotto loads the gun and finally blows europia's skull apart... brains, bone and blood cover the wall... happy, gbotto leaves ... [ June 06, 2001: Message edited by: gbotto600 ]
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but then gbotto walks into the middle of the hishway oblivious to the fact that an 18 wheeler full of gasoline is coming down the road at 65 mph. At the last second gbotto shoots at the driver of the truck causing him to die and swerve the truck full of gas into a daycare center just as someone throws out a lighted cigarette...
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and gbott has a hearty meal of, walnut sized brain, and chocolate raisin sized penis...
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GOD GAVE ME A SOUL, IN YOUR ROCK N ROLL, BABE!
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ifyourwondering wakes up relaizeing he was dreaming all that up.. he then shoots himself
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the 18 wheeler full of gas swerves towards the daycare center as the lighted cigratte drifts towards it.. little children and babies are oblvious to the fact that there firery, brutal, grusome death is coming....
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and so europia carries on molesting them, not realising that his death is coming. he suddenly spots it but its too late!! his portrudingring piece has been caught on a nail on the floor, we hear a girly scream....
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.....higgys little girls runs out with only her uniform on ( pulled around her neck) with redeemer.....
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behind higgys burd comes along a donkey, making a loud noise, kicking its legs backwards, behinf the donkey emerges Goldenboy, holding his crotch in paon, what had happened was.....
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...the donkey tries to jack Europia off, but Europia starts to talk about Voting and...
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no story just lol!  cool!
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redeemer (with his pocket sized life support machine bleeping away in his pocket) pulled a moony revealing that he had his anal beard shaved into a heart shape, when...
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ifyourwondering came in an tried to ane rape him, when redeemer...
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redeemer then had his arse ran sacked by anus analysers, who then used his arse as a smugglers cave. open sesame they said...
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... hellsatan an redeemer then rode off into the sunset on top of redeemers anal intruder
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...when the senior citizen bus crashed, it crashed with such force that old people flew out of the windows and their was dead bodies flying everywhere. Eurowarrior had to pull up his pants asn stop molesting the old people before the ambulances and police arrived. then suddenly gasolin leaked out of the bus and ignited and.......
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Hellsatan sat with his fat mum on the nude beach as a tide filled with petrol from the crashed senior citizen bus moved towards them....
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then hellsatan stood up and felt a big fart coming and just as he was farting, his mum was lighting a cigarette. his fart casued a huge explosion and the petrol blew up, causing Atlantic City to be wiped off the map and casuing the death of millions off senior citizens when suddenly...
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captain planet swooped down, and save redeemer form breaking down crying becoz his only love hellsatn was gone
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one day at the mcdonalds where hellsatan works, gbotto walks in:hellsatan: welcome to mcdonalds, may i take your order master...(pulls out a dildo) gbotto: i ain't here for your homo shit, i'm here to blow your skull into little pieces... (pulls out his shotgun and loads it...) gbotto blows hellsatan apart and mows down all the homos standing in mcdonalds... blood, brains and bones are all over the place, gbotto smiles and walks outside... [ June 08, 2001: Message edited by: gbotto600 ]
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the gaspanicer entered a big mac ( not for the first time) while hellsatan and redeemer hee hawed there wrinkled mee maw in the crew room, creating cheeese for mcdonalds...
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hellsatan wakes up from his dream and is eaten by his big fat vegan mum who deseves to be sent to death.. anything he says is to be considered his dream and ignored...anyway.. gbotto got up and laughed at the dieing old man and said "hahah, see you in hell bitch, i sense a IP banning for chris '1-ton ass' murphy....
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Ha Ha,I sense a I don't fucking think so creeping out, plus the (No more Wakings up Now) comment by myself, because people keep saying it. Anyway, to continue the Story : ...when Gbotto woke up finally and realized that his Gay pal Uknemesis had slipped him one several times in the night, and then nemesis said "How was it?", and then Gbotto... Satan
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ignore hellsatans garbage...gbotto opened fire on chris murphy and killed him and his fat vegan mom.. chris murphy's (aka: hellsatan/eurowarrior) posts will be ignored in this thread from now on
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I am not Eurowarrior.You have no right to demand that anyway. Arkan is Boss, you are just a Rebellious Pawn. You have no control over the other people. I can post what I like in this Thread. Continuing. Hellsatan Kicks Gbotto and says to his Face, M16 at the Ready, "Get your ass to Hell, where I shall make your miserable life not worth living." Hellsatan pulls the Trigger, saying "Get it Right. My Name is Hellsatan, and I am not Eurowarrior", and then ReDeeMer... Satan
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Your Continuation doesn't Fit Jackass.So Complicated : Read the Text, Find a Sentence with words other than "You are Fat Hellsatan" in, and use it if it goes with the Previous Post. To Continue, , when Hellsatan revives, and then Hellsatan says "My name is.....Hellsatan". He Jumps up high, dropping Gbotto with a Well aimed Pistol Shot through Gbotto's Fore Head, and lands on the Side while a Train mangles up Gbotto's Remains. Gbotto Permanently Dies for Good, and the ReDeeMer and Everyone else rejoices in his Death, including the Other Squad Members. Satan
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hellsatan wakes up again, his mum, nicknamed 'veggie' now, is still eating him..
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a bus full of old people and toddlers barrels down the freeway towards a military base...
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ignore this, it has nothing to do with the story, ignore this little wierdo
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Let's get out of this repetition phase!Anyway, new start.
Hellsatan was driving past a field of sheep when he spotted someone in the field doing the sheep. He decided to join in. As he got closer, he realised the person was... And ifyourwondering, if you hate Hellsatan as much as me and GB and some others do, how about joining up to flame him? I can't really flame Redeemer as we're both mods of this forum, but I think GB might... And from the sound of it the Squad will be flaming Hellsatan as well, meaning we could create a group large enough to keep on flaming Hellsatan enough that even a hermit like him can't reply to them all, and finally decides to leave...
Anyway, if you're playing tonight, see you on there, and I'll see what you think of the idea then...
And Arkan, have you got any other blood games other than archer? It might be interesting to try another, if not archers is still fun... Nemesis
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redeemer.....
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"Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! ....If there's ever going to be any progress--
Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here."
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can erm i make a very crucial suggestion nowt to do with the story but i rekon that the topics like at the end of the list like page 5 shud be deleted cos this site is gettin really slow and the slower it is the less flamin we can do! cos i dont think ne1 reads those nemore cos i certainly dont! its up2u guys tho its only a suggestion!
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CyberPunK is Here!!!!!!!!What's this all about then? PunK
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meanwhile, Europia decides to go to his local bar and meet up with old "Aquatancies".
While bending over the pool table, a fat man (namely hellsatan) sees his prey, a big, wide ass. He starts to charge at EU's ass, but poor hellsatan got over excited and couldnt stop quick enough....
Hellsatan and europia are on top of each other on a broken table.
Hellsata pulls his dick out to give Eu a good rodgering, but EU's ass is too tight, theres no way hellsatans flabby cock could fit up there,
instead, helsatan decides to use the pool cue....
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...when ifyourwondering comes in and breaks the Cue over the Fat Man's Head, knocking hellsatan sensless...VeNoM then prepares for the Kill, but...
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