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"you fucking dirty bastard that was my dumpster." 
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Laziness is a prize not a fault
U told me not to daydream...well dont be so boring
Nothing gold can stay
Sick and tired of all this christmas cheer.
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......then sweep got shot in the head by JTB and was dead in real life. then the clown got sweps head and cut it off with an axe. and continued to ram it up his ass when he noticed....
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Sheriff JtB Humping a Camels Ass.
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Hanging Coons in the back yard.
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Method Mans dog (Lara) biting the ankles of Sweeps.. sweeps was rushed into is coffin and buried and that was the end of him, meanwhile Konan was admiring his mullet when...
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Im nothin but a lyer with a big assed mouth, dick and fists big enough to knock yer bitch ass out!
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when a giant alien space craft with a mullet magnet flew overhead lifting konan off the ground and attaching him mullet first to the base of the space ship and taking him into outer space where konan ........
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then they probed his mullet and in shock shot at it with lasers grazing konan's head but still making him bleed compulsivly he needed help and he got it from...
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Enzo Ferrari then turned on Method Man, but me being his Dog (U cheeky bastard!) bite off his dick to save my master, I ran with it in my mouth and ................................. LOL
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.........got head butted to the floor by the clown for disrespecting MM then............
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Hanging Coons in the back yard.
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...then Tony the Tiger and Nutskin walked by and said FUCK YOU JTB YOU PEDAFILE! then nut and tony the tiger did a drive by and shot JTB in the....
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.....finger. JTB licked his finger and squeeled like a piggy!!!!!!! suddenly........
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Unsure of what the shrill squeal was and assuming it was a mating call the squad 600 kids showed up with thier tonka toys hoping to build a glorious sand castle to make love in but ......
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....ran home and cried to there mom's....and then Suddenly Mc came from outta no where and told stoner to take his pretty pink ball gown off and act like a man...Stoner licked his lips (which had lip stick on them hehe) and replied...........
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Do u think this shade suits me, or should I maybe go a little darker, I mean I want to fuck my boyfriend Iffy tonight, he then tried out some red lipstick and.......................
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remembered that it didn't match with the G-string that he was wearing...so he got some purple lipstick and put it on his lips...this worked okay for awhile, but the fluffy white balls on the G-string kept rubbing against his skin, so he began to fantasize about iffy and him at....
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The Gay Bar they were going to tonight, they'd be slow dancing and holding hands, then he would try it on with Iffy, and if Iffy was up for it he would.........................
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...call his friend fade and theywold set up a gay message board where they and ll their gayfriend could be gay an tlk shit ogtherand have lots of gay nazis dancing around shouting 'i hate ***, i hate *** etcetcetc, and they would be gay ever after.....
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...then suddenly an earthquake erupted killing the gaybar and all that dwell inside and then the squad kids come with their tonka trucks and build a porn shop...not gay porn either..but then after building on a gay cemetary odd things can happen like...
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the squad kids sudden likening to necrophilia. At night, they would become very very cold, but have the most wonderful sensations (some could swear they could hear fade chuckling). They then uncovered the bodies and stored them in their refrigorators for "later use". After so much influence, they decided to change their porn shop into a porn toy making shop. So they....
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started making pretty pink ballgowns seems how stoner was there best customer....then Lara walks in and says........
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"Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave,
When One First Pratices To Deceive"
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MC was shocked at how small Stoner's *ahem* was. Because it was such an insult to mankind, mc took a knife, cut it off, and sent him down the road. But then MC felt guilty when a certain person walked in, a person named...
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...this person was Nutskin..he told Nutskin his tale while drinking a couple beers. after hours of laughing at his small *ahem* MC and Nutskin stumble out of the bar and into Nutskins car and drove to North Carolina to "visit" Dark Queen. once the arrived...
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Dark Queen wasn't at home, so they decided to have a shag in the back of Nutskins car while they waited for Dark Queen to arrive home!! LOL
30 mins later Dark Queen came home and saw them at it and..................... 
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tore her clothes off and jumped in with them, saying, "geez why aren't I involved? You know I love this kind of action." But then Nutskin, ever so busy, turned to her and said...
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Sorry Queen, I want him all to myself, Queen turned on them, pulled out a blade and.....................
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LARA CROFT******
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thru it at a dart board..................... they where going to have a game of throw the blade...........
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Hanging Coons in the back yard.
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except that MC was too tired to play and felt left out. He got in a car, got his clothes on, and drove to a bar to drown his sorrows. In the bar, he saw two people dancing on a table, Dejango and Lara. You could call it "exotic" dancing, and tons of people were clapping, chearing, and giving them money. MC was so inspired by their dancing that he...
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.....an 18" black rubber cock which was just waiting for her.......... so she decided to........
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run into the bathroom and throw up. Then she walked back out and saw arkan, who walked up to her and said, "hey baby" she then went to him and...
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told him they needed to have a serious talk .. so they went out back of the bar where Ice decided it was time to tell arkan that she was once a man .. to which arkan replied .....
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great..so was I. Ice froze, then she said...
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...."come on lara lets get out of here", they left on a motorbike and drove to JTB house, but once they got there they saw..........
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asked if they could replace the angle with mistle-toe, which he stupidly replied with "sure baby". After some wild times of dancing around the tree, the mistle toe began to work it's magic...its poision causing great rashes. JTB began to look like a monkey as he not only tried to gifure out the cause of the iching, but iched away. Lara and Ice...
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were disgusted at the ugly site, screamed in horror, jumped on their harley and drove off into the sunset, the decided to go and visit................................................
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...DJ and snogged him under the mistletoe, he was dumbstruck scared for his life, phoned Konan for help, Konan appeared in his flashy red sports car and sitting beside him was...............
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......where stopped in their tracks by the clown, MM and JTB ( fully clothed )
the clown walked up to lara and ice and screamed holdup!!!!!!
they turned to face the clown when MM stepped forward and told them that they needed to give JTB the things they had stolen from his house. they begun to laff just as MM punched lara, breaking her nose and making hit the floor hard. MM again asked ice to return the items the scrubby biatches had nicked from JTBs house. she began to pee in her pants and her ass then dropped into her knickers! making a terrible smell. she returned the items and tried to get away when JTB pulled out a chain saw and put it thru her temple for ever going near his house. then they walked off followed by konan and stoner who were laffing their asses off. they then went to stoners house together for a smoke. when there.........
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They were met by Lara, who was covered in blood with half her nose hanging off, and extremely pissed off that they have killed her best friend "ICE" but as always Lara survives, she pulled out a blade, stabbing the bastards in the eyeballs, chops of their dicks and rams them in their mouths, they are trying to plead with her not to kill them, she then.....................
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.......woke up.......
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..........i dont fucking care, and get the hell outta my box you tossers...
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After being thrown out, they sat on the sidewalk and began to cry. but then, Dejango showed up! Fireworks lit off in the background as he caem to them with a radiant, hollywood smile. "What is the matter ladies?" They told him the story. Then he said, "come with me, I have something to show you." He led them to his Dejacar, where he took them to the Dejacave. Inside there, he led them to his throne. He sat on it and instantly, black robes appeared. "I am an evil wizard from ancient times. I know how to bring people back from the dead." He brought ice back from the dead (having necromancer powers) and then laughed. They asked what they could do to return the favor, and he said...
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i wont let you do what you do best because :a) i dont have any money and, b) Im gay
Ice & lara were shocked.
Dejango stormed off, tripped over a gutter and landed face first on a dejaPEN which created a hole right thru his brain, this of course had no affect, and dejango managed to live on and........
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... arkan realised what a big gay boy he has been all this time, and made iffy a mod....
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ALL THE LADS WANNA BE ME, ALL THE BIRDS WANNA SHAG ME!
 
GOD GAVE ME A SOUL, IN YOUR ROCK N ROLL, BABE!
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then arkan and lara came over to dej, who had suffered some brain trouble (but not dead) and asked him why he was gay (not caring if he was okay). He got up, healed his head..but just as he was moving his hand over the about to be healed area, he found a microchip. he took it out and used his magic to figure out what it did. He got this code:"Made by Arkan-2001 Gay Chip v 1.2 This version makes the user have gay feelings. I am still testing, and hopefully one day will invent a chip powerful enough to make every male gay and fulfill my fantasy's" Lara and Ice, ever so confused by all that had happened, found what Arkan did funny. They went to the CNN HQ in atlanta where they had planned to air the chip on TV. When they got there, they met Arkan, who (wearing pink fur) said...
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Did u remember my matching pink furry shoes, I can't go on TV, without them, Lara and Ice couldn't find his furry pink shoes, but brought blue one's instead, Arkan refused to wear them, and started to cry!! Just then fade turned up and...........................
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......went away again. then the clown came and squared up to dejango asking him for a jule(sp?). he pulled off one of his gloves and slapped the evil wizard across the cheek with it. the wizard accepted. after hours of batteling the clown and the wizard got bored so they went to JTBs house for a smoke. when they got there JTB and MM where happily chonging on a bong and asked the wizard and penywise the clown if they wanted some they sat down and the smoke begun. then 2-d walked thru the door and began to choke on the floor...........
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Becaused he could not take the drugs like the evil people could. Dejango, being fond of heroine, began poking himself. Cocaine shipments came in, and they had a wonderfully drugged time. This was until Lara and Ice, being the natural women that they are, hired the CIA to try and find Dejango and the clowns. When they got there, a battle broke out between the CIA and the evil wizard and clows. because pennywise could not be seen by anyone but children and evil, he crept away. But Ice, being in touch with her childhood side, saw him and crept after him. he led her to...
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the outskirts of town...Where they met RedKing....Then they all decided to go see the mighty Stoner..once they got to Stoner's place...Stoner being the evil villian that he is,,,decided to take out a long.........
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...Doobie, they all shared and had a greeeeeat night... (am i doing this right? lol, never posted in this b4)
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Have you ever needed some one so bad?
Have you ever loved someone...
You just couldnt have...
Did you ever tried so hard?
That your world just fell apart...
Have you ever needed someone so bad?....
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Maternity leave from Walmart. According to MC, Stoner had not been very careful while out in a horse pasture getting a shipment for the Walmart deli. Noone wanted to be reminded about what supposedly happened next, although he was probably just using it as an excuse to get out of work. Greatly disturbed by this news, Pennywise the clown decided to change th subject to...
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how drastically things can change , for example the fact that all the women started following mighty cranium around like he was the pied piper .. they were so infatuated with him and wanted to satisfy his every whim so in a effort to please the man of their dreams (knowing he was 110% hetrosexual) they went out and got mighty a ...
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..Dear John letter, because they considered Mason as their new pied piper, so Mason laffed in MCs face and made him so jealous of masons large penis...he jupped off a cliff...
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Have you ever needed some one so bad?
Have you ever loved someone...
You just couldnt have...
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until Dejango the magic wizzard came up and saved MC. He then flew him back up to the cliff where mason was standing. Using his magical powers (and some tricks learned from arkan) he made mason drop his pants. Then he pulled out a ruler and showed MC that 2 inches is pathetic. MC laughed at Mason for the smallness..which caused mason to jump off the cliff and land in...
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I giant pen of homosexual sheep .. where he was held down and told not to be BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'd by the sheperd of the flock Konan , and so it was Mason's job forever after to keep konan and the flock happy .. meanwhile back in the real world .....
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.....make their *ahems* even SMALLER! oh how pleased they all where, that they could be paid to be.......
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made women. But then Dejango remembered that he had magical powers (being an evil wizard). He made all their *ahems* 2 feet long. They were very please, and then grabbed hands and left oz. (arkan being the mighty wizzard of oz). On their way back, on the yellow brick road, they encountered....
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.. a tube sock, because of MC and dejangos love for porn, they tried to fight over the tube sock, but eventually, they were both destroyed, dejangos magic powers were then passed to mason, and he turned the 2 dead bodies into tamales, then mason, with his magical powers head for...
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Have you ever needed some one so bad?
Have you ever loved someone...
You just couldnt have...
Did you ever tried so hard?
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the gay porn house. But on his way, the tamale (dej) snept up and bit mason in the ass. Mason, shocked by the tamale, learned that he didn't take away Dej's magical crystal. dej used the crystal to gain his powers back, and was succesful. He then tied mason nude to a pole in the gay bar and let him "have his fun". He freed MC and went to north carolina to meet Darkqueen. When they got there, darkqueen was...
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sitting and waiting for the one man that she knew could satisfy her ... MC but seeing that his manhood was all of a sudden much larger then it once was she got scared and ...
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Went for Hobo Dan instead. Hobo Dan was a very good friend of Powerchordz's, and was extemely suave for a homeless, railriding hobo. Dan suggested that the go somewhere where they coul dhaev some privacy, so they headed off to ...
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Mason's house where Queen decided she "wasn't in the mood" for hot, steamy sex...so She decided she was gonna go a sit and drink a couple beers with her old time friends redking, mc and konan.....when they all sat down....
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.......and mc pulled out a massive reefer. so they decided they had to smoke it and when they had finished they were really kained so they decided to........
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Hanging Coons in the back yard.
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go to the zoo. Upon arrival, dark queen saw the monkey cage. Thinking one of them was Mason, she climbed in with them and began to have a steamy conversation with a monkey....
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.. then 2-d ran into the zoo shouting "run for your lives, they're loose!!" then pulled out a shotgun ad proceeded to blow the monkeys heads off........
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Unfortunately for him, the monkeys far outnumbered his shotgun shells, and they quickly overran him. After almost all of the monkeys had raped him and had found better things to do (due to his lack of being able to please even a little monkey), they ran off into the sunset and....
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caught site of Konan doing yoga in the lions den. Fond of this "animalistic" style of "meditation", they swarmed the lion pen, only to find that instead of it being Konan doing yoga, it was a television. The lions ate them all and had a good meal until Arkan... 
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returned from Oxford with a large group of albino gophers .. the gophers viciously attacked the monkey's who were in a feeding frenzy and cause chaos in the zoo .. people scrambled everywhere ! it was pandamonium ! until the only person in the zoo who knew how to calm the irate animals came forth , that was ......
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........shagi, he bent over and waited for.........
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the gophers to check his shadow. But unfortunantly for him, a male elephant came up and went to town on shagi...who quite enjoyed it, until a three year old kid came up, horrified at the site and the mess, said...
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... "wheres redeemer my favourite candyman" ...
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GOD GAVE ME A SOUL, IN YOUR ROCK N ROLL, BABE!
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