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Ifyourwondering
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..and then ifyourwondering picks up the hapless venom with a snake stick thingy (like Colin Irwin the mad aussie)round his neck. he then snaps venoms shitty snake neck and throws him out of the window too, to be squashed into a snake pizza, where fatty hellsatan begins eating it...
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... but venom couldnt really throw ifyourwondering, becoz snakes dont have arms. so hellsatan is eating Venom snake pizza when..
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ifyourwondering suddenly realized that VeNoM is a Man with Viper Fangs and Dark Strength meant that he was thrown, and Hellsatan began to munch on him...Then Uknemesis...
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Hellsatan throws a Rock so Hard at Uknemesis, because of all the Flabb behind it, it would have passsed right through him!VeNoM, knowing Uknemesis's Fate, throws himself at uknemesis, taking the Rock through the Chest... VeNoM looks surprised, then lifts his Gun up... He shoots Hellsatan's Mum through the Temple, killing her instantly... VeNoM then collapses to the Ground, clutching his Chest... The Devine Lord rises from the Earth and sends Hellsatan flying back... VeNoM dies in the Devine Lord's Hands, but...
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the guys have to stop cus venom keeps going for ifyouwondering's ass, (venom's been gay ever since his mom sexually abused him as a young a child).
Iffyouwondering then bangs venom, (not in a gay way, but with a gun)
venom and his stupid thoughts die with him, and ....
(im not dreamin or imagining this, its true)
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by his Super-Hyper-Obese Dog, which...
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.... then attempts to eat off the greasy overweight being! But is soon foiled by the fact that......
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after he has finished his meal he looks into the distance and notice the most unusual thing he has ever seen! it was a HUGE.........
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Doughnut, covered in...
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....LARD which was alive and running in the other direction to TUBBY so he decided to....
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Latch a Grappling Hook onto it and...
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and park his fat ass so that the HUGE dohnut could not move! but then suddenly.......
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VeNoM came and bit through the Cable, sending the Doughnut miles off, and then Hellsatan...
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rolled backwards and began to crush all buildings in his path! he was gaining velocity until he..........
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.......attempted to get up, snapping both elbows and setting off down the hill again! Rolling over n over again he then came across something which was bigger than him.....
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They came to the bottom of the hill and the cow had broke its neck and died, eurowarrior then rolled over on top of the cow and began to hump his dead cow.
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....after the cow had been humped until it was red raw fat boy decided not to waste ne food and began chomping on the cow! after he had finished he got up and.......
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Went after the Dog he saw crossing the Road, when...
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he was hit by a tank while stomping into the middle of the road.....
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Which caused a Crater the Size of London, and...
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.....there were only 2 things visible from the moon! the crator and the fat ass himself! so after climbing outta his pitt he decided to pay a visit to.....
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The Nearby Doughnut Factory, where...
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I killed both of you because you are being Racist.
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where he was anally raped by the workers who were on strike becasue of poor working conditions...
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When Venom got back up and dived at Hellsatan. Unofortunatly his simple mind was unable to calculate the correct tragectory and he impaled himself on a large spike which Europia had managed to install just on time. Venoms mum entered........
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Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here."
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and tried to Bite Europia, but Hellsatan...
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got his ass kicked by VeNoM...
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hellsatan got raped by his vegan mum....
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and all of their enemies including Gbotto and VeNoM got hold of some Shotguns and Blew Hellsatan's Mum's Tits off, but...
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then suddenly while eating fried chicken, fettucine alfredo, and a pound of fudge, Hell Satan suffered a massive heart attack and was rushe to the hospital when suddenly....
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the whole story time travels to 1945!!!World War 2 is raging and hellsatan and his titless-mom find themselves in war-torn Berlin!! a soviet ISU-152 rumbles down the street...
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when dkumral loads a M16 and...
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...dkumral is about to shoot his m16, when the earth suddenly starts to rumble. Hell Satan pops out of the ground and starts to eat everything in sight, he runs down the street creating several earthquakes when he comes by an orphanage and eats all the innocent kids in the place. then suddenly Hell Satan notices his mother walking on the street and he fucks her several times, after that he fucks his dad and then his grandparents and finally he gets hungry and eats his mom out...
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meanwhile the soviets are beginning their final assualt on the Reichstag (this is WW2 remeber, they time traveled  )...
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when GBotto fires on Hellsatan's mum, killing her...Hellsatan then...
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hellsatan smashes through the Hitler Bunker's door and runs down the bunker hallways, the SS guards try to kill him, but their bullets bounce off him....
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um fatty, only you and 'veggie' (your fat vegan mum) time traveled, you two are in 1945, i am in 2001, you are a idiot, you could not have stabbed me through time...--lets ignore this mistake by fatty-- anyway.. gbotto travels back to 1945, he meets up with his elite SS unit, Squad600, he boards his King Tiger tank, Micheal Whittman is his tank wingman, Aldolf Galland and Micheal(?) Nowonty fly in ME-262's above them as cover, they begin their assault on the communist invaders and hellsatan...
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tries to ass ramm Gbotto in his Stingray Position, but VeNoM saves him from a Fate worse than death, but hellsatan turns on VeNoM and...
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Kicks VeNoM's butt from here to America, where he kills Gbotto's parents before they can concieve, and therefore...
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i fire my tanks main gun and the shell hits hellsatan and knocks him over to the Hitler Bunker again, Hienrich Himmler runs out to greet him...
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Kicks VeNoM's butt from here to America, where he kills Gbotto's parents before they can concieve, and therefore...
um no retart, do you realize no-one is paying attention to your crap..
you need to be banned fatty go back and give 'veggie' her medicine
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...and Mr. T runs over all of you foo's with his helluvatuff van! Word up, suckah!
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...is scattered in a bloody mess all over the ground, and Mr. T laughs and pats VeNoM on the back and says "Yous one helluvatuff foo! I pity the foo that tries to go up against you or myself! Word UP, suckah!" Gbotto...
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runs away startled, leaving Venom lying on the floor. All of a sudden he looks up and sees the Soviet army heading down the street, lead by Comrade Europia, his tank decked with large red flags. The army marches straight over Venom and begins pursuing Hellsatan, destroying the Nazis and accepting their unconditional surrender on the way. As they chase Hellsatan down the HermanGoering Strasse, they are transported to the year.....
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Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here."
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after the mortal kombat battle which was cancelled cos hell satan fell over and couldnt get bak up every1 ganged round tubby and began to vigourusly..........
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... and gay boy venom gets a bazooka up his arse, much to his delight, while fat boy hellsatan is crushed under his own weight...
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gbotto's elite SS unit battles on, they destroy the lead units of europia's unit, the Me-262's flying above strafe and bomb the soviet forces..then fatsatan eats his vegan mum...
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ifyourwondering that didnt follow on from mine u suck arse and im kik ur head in if u will fight me u puff! 
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...undeterred, the Soviets push on. With over 1 million casualties the Russians still consider themselves at full strength. Finally Hitler surrenders, turning himself over to escape Fatsatan. As Gbotttos elite unit surrender the Soviets turn their attention once again to Fatsatan....
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"Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! ....If there's ever going to be any progress--
Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here."
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Jaes the barber gets turned up on by his own lethal pair of scissors and a set of rollers, when...
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the soviets make a deal with gbotto and his elite SS unit "fight against fatsatan and we will let you keep your weapons", gbotto accepts and his King Tigers join along side IS-2,T-34/85, and ISU-152 tanks battling fatsatan, Me-262 and IL-2 'Sthurmvoik' planes attack fatsatan....
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