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..altho after a few hot nights of sex the shit finds himself thinking he is dirty and is being abused by iffy, so the shit leaves, and iffy is alone....
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.....and trains (exaustisvly) those creepy little insects that crawl in his room to perform gratifying sexual favours for him, but the Scorpian, who has had a bad day (the beetle slept with its wife) decides to rob iffy of his feeble man-hood by using its pincers on iffy's over-circumsized genitalia, iffy lets out a huge girlish scream and......

[ July 20, 2001: Message edited by: Arkan ]

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exclaims for the whole world to hear " one time at band camp" then following the uncomforatable silence a fecies smoking monkey comes along and proclaims himself to be the next ...............

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sherrif of nottingham

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(i just really liked this topic and with all the new members i think it'll be funny as fuck)

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ok then i'll have to start (remember this is only light hearted)

....then shagi entered the room and started a flame war, only to be humiliated within a short time and suddenly felt the need to leave, meanwhile........

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The UOF members were working on thier plan to sieze controll of all the worlds public bathrooms so they could .....

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( i just couldnt stop luaghing at this topic)

create a place where travelling homosexualls can indugle in activities that they love. EU who is the marketing director for the UOF claims that creating such gay-fuck-points should be as common as gas filling stations, he also added that iffyourwondering is.....

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kicking Shaggi's ass all over town...

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....suddenly after the ass kiking a man bitch comes along and pulls a huge set of titties out and says "i am lara and have now proved it".......stoner looks in amazement just before.....

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hey asks "uhhh what are those two big flabby things hanging from your body?", meanwhile iffy is cuaght by is dad making intensive use of a gay porn mag and says that reminds me ......

[ October 28, 2001: Message edited by: Arkan ]

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.....of the days that i used to be a punk rocker, oh i used to fondle my self all the time, then suddenly a massive explosion is heard in the distance and..........

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xplicit said "gurr damn jeesus i never knew if i droped my cigarrete in my petrol tank it would lighty up,, ad look isn't shaggi in the sheep field..

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having a 3 some with bill clinton,himself, and a sheep named Bashfull. The name of the sheep gave him an idea...

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which was to plant a hidden cam in the toilets that stoner and iffy frequent, up till now its been a mystery as to what those two get up to, but upon revealing the tapes to the world, we found out that.....

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Shaggi had been perving through a hole in the toilets at St0ner and iffy, whilst jackin himself off, he also noticed Arkan..

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..... was a drug dealer, hitman, prostetute, mafia boss and a terrorist with great......

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... gay rights sympathies and...

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huge homosexual tendoncies for Redeemer len over his bed with whipped cream and....

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and over large anal intruders

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GOD GAVE ME A SOUL, IN YOUR ROCK N ROLL, BABE!

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he then kicked reedeemer out of his room and went on a sampage with nothing more than a 12"inch dildo and....

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Turned the dildo on stoner iffy and method who immediately fought over the first chance to get some....

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hot beef pumping action. Arkan went to bed safe in the knowledge that he isnt gay, no1 has anf ever will :
a) Kill or hurt him
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Iffy meanwhile.....


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We'll save that for the next chapter entitled Enter Iffy (literally)....

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But before we do we find the suave cool nutskin Smoking Dope with Jenna Jameson while doing the...

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Thing that he does best and dreams, he could gowith a porn star. meanwhile explicit had been rooting round inhid rubish pile, and he puled out a....

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vibemaster6,000 and quickly pleasured himself and Arkan Queer fuck with it until...

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.....it was pulled outta his ass and placed in the mouth of scrotum (nutskin) who sucked all the shit off it while........

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MC declared himself the best gay porn star in the world, and quickly joined in the action, until st0ner cought sight of them adn pulled out his....

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...... cheesy bell end which MC could not resist licking clean. after the cheese had gone MC then bent over and waited for......

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St0ner to fill him in, but instead Xplicit walked in and said.. "gurhh damn jeesus thats a purty looking"...

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xplicit's natural beauty attracrted iffy, (think of as how shit attracts flies) who was following him with his eyes sternly fixed up on xplicit's ass. Xplicit then proceeded to......

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hump arkan, who duly opened his gaping ringpiece

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it was later discovered that it was stoner who was bed masquerading as ARKAN for the entire time his name has been mentioned in this story, and he will probably carry on this until the entirety of this story. The real Arkan is MR Clean who is 100% normal, 100% heterosexual, doesnt have taste for animals or any other perversion of gods gift of sexual feelings. Iffy however, catches Xplicit performing on "arkan" and it turns him on so much that he gets an Viagra induced erection and....

[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: Arkan ]

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Can't do nothing other than bend the puff Shaggi over, as Iffy, pulls out a pair of Uzi's and...

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Shagi get's shot in the...

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right testicle, the left one had to be removed in surgery because of a freak...

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called method_man who took a bit through a regular oral "service"......

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(lmao im glad i brought this back)

.....meanwhile shagi lays on the floor in a pool of his own 'warm coconut juice' screaming in agony and calls out to MC to distact him from the pain by playing with his....

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Snowballs .. unfortunatly after a short period of time the snowballs melted leaving Shaggi to turn to Method man to use his .....

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expertise in the hazordous field of homosexual gratification which method_man has perfected with his long time practice partner; ifyourwondering (iffy is to method man is like how a punch-bag is to a boxer).
Method man, is now upset that there is now 3 in his relationship, as iffy has introduced a male sheep into their regular sessions, so, method man decides to.....

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End his fictional relationship with Iffy, and takes Lara into the back room, meanwhile Arkans palms are sweating, as St0ner comes close to him showing off his new..

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Video tape of Method man and the sheep having a secret love affair on Iffy , until 2/3 of the way into the tape they realize that they sheep is being held captive by the evil Method man as it makes an escape effort but fails to get out of the grips of Method man . so the keep watching the final 1/3 of the tape in which .........

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MC jumps in, in an obserd outfit consisting of a tea towl for a cape, and hid mothers knickers on over his leggings, and charges the sheep with his newly attatched velcro gloves when all of a sudden...

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Unseen to everyone Konan comes out of nowhere in his slowmaro to smash into Mightycraniums Giant head , Totally destroying his slowmaro and crippling Konan for the rest of his natural life . Scaring off the sheep and causing Method man to ...

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to realize that every post he has posted on this topic deals with homosexuality therefore he realizes he is gay and goes on a rampage raping small children, dogs, and his very own grandmother.....

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who is actually his grandfather as well...

Jesus Christ guys! This is turning into a script for a gay porn movie! Straighten it out, you're desecrating the memory of what this thread once was!

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Anyway after nemesis interrupted methods gay porn he decided to retreat to a "cabin in teh woods" but when he got there he found...

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Nothing gold can stay
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.......that every gay person in the world had be tortured and then killed and then strung up to the beams in the cabin by the 1 and only devil clown boy. then gays could never be mentioned in the never ending story again until MC posts. meanwhile back home konan had started walking again and got a massive samuri sword and put it straight thru the centre of MCs no longer pulsating head which......

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...start oozing a strange liquid and after a few minutes it becomes obvious to everyone that mc had no brain whatsoever and has somehow relied on it to perform limited tasks like boring people.....

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senseless, with his constant quoting and rambling about shite, meanwhile Arkan had spotted st0ner..

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...harrassing redeemer, and redeemer collapsed on the floor crying......

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After being ass raped by earths new band of Homosexuals , the UOF who swore and oath to uphold their gay beliefes until the day they die. And after a long drawn out UOF members only gay clan orgy the held and election and nominated JTB as the king of all gays , and as his first act as king JTB declared ......

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...That MC should be sentenced to 30 years hard labour after being found out after he stuck his dick in Shagi's mouth and took a picture...

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... of the cumshot in mid-air. arkan got mad at the fact that his new bum boy was sticking it in his mouth...

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GOD GAVE ME A SOUL, IN YOUR ROCK N ROLL, BABE!

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......and he ran after him with a big kitchen knife.........

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arkan tripped over a rock, the knife fell out of his hand went into the air, and landed in arkan's head, instantly killing him, as a result, sadly, he will not ever be appearing in this story again.

Iffy meanwhile....

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...sat down...

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....and he got up again and......

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....resurected arkan so that he can be mentioned in the never ending story all the time again.......
.......erm meanwhile in canada MC was being burnt by konan for a laff when.........

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it started raining petrol......

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.....bombs

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When it was realized that the UOF was shooting bombs at canada cause they suspected homosexual activity was going on there and were very upset due to the fact they help the patent on being gay .. then the armies of the world , knowing that the only homosexual activity taking place on the planet was in the UOF tree house decided to ........

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have better fun and instead watch MC demonstrate the art of sheep shagging, without being vought by the local farmers also the newly resurrected Arkan had a trick of his own...

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(its funny how theres a twist in every new post)

recruit the UOF to test their chemical weapons, 2-d, however, managed to get away, even thought he was heavily affected by these
trials.
meanwhile arkan drills a hole in the ground, and gets a contrator to fill the hole with cement after he jumps. Unfortunatly, we never hear from arkan ever again.
anyway, back to iffy, and his fondness of sheep....

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In a effort to scare the UOF away MC stole iffy's flock of sheeps and started a wild sheep stampede across europe , unfortunatly because he was burned so badly by konan the stampede only ..........

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...unrinated on him...

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......after this JTB and the clown were walking along and they saw arkan fall into the cement. the clown summoned his powers and once again arkan rose from the dead. after this the clown decided that arkan was unlucky (since he had already died twice) so he gave him a bit of power just enuff so that he wud become immortal. nothing ever kiled arkan nothing cud harm him and this also ment he cud be mentioned in the never ending story once again.

SUPER-ARKAN now being a super hero decided to go and.....

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find nutsack, who was bussily suking away at shaggy, only to be disturbed by the horrific sight of Lara..

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....sat down...

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Nothing gold can stay
Sick and tired of all this christmas cheer.

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with her legs open and Arkan..

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decided that maybe there was a chance she was interested in him decided to ask her on a date... so they took a trip to Southwark

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Where Lara exposed her lesbien relationship with Ice..

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...who sat down...

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